Today, I went shopping with my cousin. Walking down the road, I heard her say "Can you hold my hand?" I was confused, but thought it was cute, so I held her hand and kept walking. It turns out she'd asked me to hold her bag. We didn't say another word after that. FML
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Halloween
A failed costume, stolen candy and a very real scare: Halloween, the one night when fear is allowed.
Today, a cute girl was walking towards me. She held up her hand for a high five, so I also did the same. I hadn't noticed her friend behind me, and was left hanging and embarrassed. FML
Today, I was walking down the hallway at work when I saw a coworker I hadn't talked to in a while. I went for a high-five as a friendly greeting, but she didn’t see me coming and instead awkwardly grabbed my hand like she was about to hold it. We both froze for a second, and then awkwardly sighed and practically ran away. FML
Today, I was on a date with this girl I actually like. The date was going really well and it seemed like it would be a good night. While in the movie theater, I went to hold her hand and instead she gave me a hand shake and said, "You're so funny, I'm so glad we're friends". FML
Today, the girl I've had a crush on decided she wanted to see a movie with me. I tried to hold her hand during the movie and it was great for about four minutes. Then she said, "Can I have my hand back?" FML
Today, while I was shopping at a store with my friend, I noticed a cute girl smiling at us. My friend said, "She's all yours," and walked away. When I approached her, she asked me if my friend was single. FML
Today, I was standing in a queue when an old lady turned, looked straight at me, and asked me to hold her bag. Confused, I took a hold of it. She started screaming for help claiming I was stealing her shopping. Turns out, she was talking to her husband behind me. FML
Today, my girlfriend threatened to break up with me because I crossed the street without holding her hand. FML
Today, I asked my girlfriend for a kiss, and in response, she suggested that we settle for a hand hug. FML
Today, while shopping with my sister, she asked me to wait for her while she quickly said hello to a friend. I sat on a bench for an hour before I realised she wasn't coming back. Turns out, "Hello" had turned into a date. FML
Today, after countless nights spent together and flirty texts, I decided ask my crush on a date while at a party. We went on a walk and held hands. Just as I asked him, he said no, let go of my hand and briskly walked away. He was my ride home. FML
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AlwaySunny 0
you want a side of incest with that walk?
ILoveEggnog 7
And let the awkward silence ensue.
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emjay09 0
you're a creeper...
itsxbabyxjay 0
Your Cousin.. xD
annagurl7854 0
cutee.?
caramels55 6
couldn't you have asked "pardon me?" If you weren't sure of what she said or were confused, you should have asked her to repeat what she said. YDI!!!
I_Deserved_It 10
This is in Hong Kong, so if they were speaking in Chinese, it would've been Cantonese. And hand in Canto is "sau" while bag is "doi". Which sound nothing alike, and neither do their equivalents in English. Way to go, OP.
DarkAngelsBlade 25
What bout doisau? Or "handbag". Not fluent on Cantonese so just a wondering.
GodSavesEveryone 6
ahaha
DrewsFML 8
just be glad you didn't hear 'vag' instead of 'bag'
5upernova 3
I would say YDI, but since everyone mishears something every once in awhile, that sucks on your part. I am actually not surprised considering how loud it can be in Hong Kong.. despite the fact that "Can you hold my bag" and "Can you hold my hand" contains completely different words in Cantonese.
annonomusCG 0
What the hell?!?!?! she's your cousin man. not the backwoods where your dad is also your uncle. CMON!!!!!'
towboater198425 6
she said bag,you heard hand! you know what they say when you sleep with your second cousin?............................... stop counting!