Today, my car ran out of gas. I was 20 feet away from the gas pump and the only person I could ask for help was the attendant, who'd asked me out a week ago. I'd said no, and so did he. FML
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Fall
Dead leaves, the first cold of the season and an umbrella flipped inside out: fall, the season of grace.
Today, I stopped by the gas station. As I was filling up I noticed a cute guy at the pump next to me. When I was done, I gave him a wink before opening my car door. It was locked. I had to call my Dad to bring my spare keys. The guy was laughing the whole time as I waited for my Dad to show up. FML
Today, a 65 year old toothless gas station attendant asked me out on a date in exchange for free gas, and I said yes. This is what my unemployment has come to. FML
Today, in an effort to conserve gas by using as much of the gas in my tank before refilling it, I ran out just before I could get to the gas station. Nobody can come bring me any. FML
Today, I went on a date. We met in the parking lot of a restaurant. As I approached his car he took one look at me, said "Nope", and drove off. FML
Today, I went out with two friends for lunch. The van we took ran out of fuel, so we pushed it to a nearby gas station, a gas station suffering from a gas shortage. FML
Today, I went to the gas station, paid the clerk, and drove off without pumping any gas. FML
Today, after I had filled up my car and got into it I saw a cute guy running towards me. I flashed a smile and left the door open and said, "Hey" when he was next to me. He said, "The pump is still attached to your car, you really should be more careful." FML
Today, I picked up my car from the repair shop, drove two miles, and ran out of gas. I then walked to get gas, put a gallon of gas in the car, and tried to start it. The battery was too weak to start the car, and died on the spot. FML
Today, I was out with my youngest cousin and we had to stop for gas. Since he just got his license, I asked if he wanted to pump the gas while I went into the station to get snacks and pay. He pumped my car full of diesel. FML
Today, I was sent to a customer's house to switch out a washing machine. My boss had assured me that everything I'd need was already in the truck. Halfway there, I ran out of gas and I realized I didn't have the gas card. My boss says it's my fault. FML
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Top comments
krushr 3
What's all this BS about karma? She's allowed to date whomever she wants.
chimpsndip 0
Karma? If I was a girl, I don't think that I'd want to date a gas station attendant either.
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Comments (119)
ImInABox 6
Comment moderated for rule-breaking.
Karma?
optimusprime0069 8
call chuck norris?
Kingspin 0
I can't believe people are still making Chuck Norris references. As if 4Chan doesn't have enough...
unvmesucka 0
He is probably happy you said "no" if you can't push your car 20 feet.
chimpsndip 0
Karma? If I was a girl, I don't think that I'd want to date a gas station attendant either.
qwert1994 0
fill something up with gas and bring it to your car...?
Bassmasterclassi 2
40-are you saying you like big girls?
PurpleRae420 0
What a loser
valalvax 13
47- why the hell not, assuming he's got all the qualities you look for in a person, he's not going to work there forever (assuming he's working while going to college, and hasn't been there for years)
simply_improper 1
its really not that hard to push a car alone. i had to push my bronco out of an intersection when i was 9 months pregnant. of course someone offered to help AFTER i got it to the side of the road.
chimpsndip 0
Well a lot of gas station attendants are nasty. I knew someone was gonna troll me for saying that though.
thatonename 7
it's not really trolling if you're being a bitch. just a little conceited of you to not date someone just because of where they work.
chimpsndip 0
Someone's dating a gas station attendant...
thatonename 7
actually, used to be one. now I study physics and make 60 thousand a year three years after high school. just sayin, don't judge a book by it's cover.
herrobear 0
Ooh you're a big shot 125. Nobody wants to date a gas station attendant. I understan the circumstances of maybe a part time college job, but that's rarely the case at a as station.
herrobear 0
I'm sorry, I didn't mean nobody. That's not true. But I'm assuming OP has bigger plans.
starshine1200 0
Who said she refused because he worked at a gas station? You don't have to say yes to everyone that asked you out.
chimpsndip 0
153-No one said that.
imacreeper 3
these kinds of comments irritate me. NOWHERE in the FML does it say OP rejected him because of where he works.
herrobear 0
You're right 164. So let's learn some vocabulary. Let's learn the word, assumption.
raven02 0
^^^freakin snob...that doesnt matter take a good look at urself....nobody wants to date a snob...,plus wat dick though I would of still helped
torch433 1
#1 yup all tha way
sulitak 27
totes karma! I mean... of course a girl should say yes to anyone who asks her out! NOT. though... its not part of his job to help someone who runs out of gas.
Magic_Dino_Dog 9
that should be a FML if it already is then ok
Magic_Dino_Dog 9
113
johnrdz3 24
Karma for what? For not liking him? You can't just like anyone.
illmatic2 16
Comment moderated for rule-breaking.
Did you really expect him to help?
MizzErikaHart 8
yea, the gas station attendant should use this opportunity to show how much he wants her. and Ira not karma if someone is just being spiteful
Mitcha857 0
come on now have you not learned ANYTHING from this website? The guy is smarter than that. He said no because even after helping her, she would still probably say no again just because she wanted to use him to get to the pump
Mindtrap 0
71 I completely agree, if he really liked her he should still show it, maybe it improves his chances, maybe not. but she still sees him helping out someone who rejected him and she'll remember that, maybe tell her friends and get him brownie points with them
thatonename 7
it's not the attendants responsibility because op was to stupid to get gas before she ran out. her stupid decisions do not constitute his job. ps. did I use constitute properly?
fmart 0
illmatic is an album by nas obvv lol i get a cookie!
herrobear 0
No, it's not his job 117. She should've gotten gas earlier and monitored her gas closer.
Hockeyboy4280 18
68- Really? Then you're views on karma and what it means is completely off. IF she had said no, then proceeded to laugh and post on the internet that so and so just asked her out, then yes, karma could be in order. So you've never rejected a person before? OP didn't do anything wrong by rejecting him. This is more along the lines of "spite" And here's a tip: If you don't want to be lambasted on your vocabulary, at least fin out what a word mean before you start blurting it out.
NYC_Yoshi 3
lol at the girls saying he should show he likes her by helping. 1. Smart guys know a woman will manipulate feelings to get her way. 2. Since when did girls fall for the nice guy anyway? eff brownie points!
Tempuser117 2
^Win^ I logged in just to comment on this one. Nice guys always seem to finish last. You can have all the brownie points in the world and when they are done being broken down by jerks they will come over to the nice guy who's standing in a pile of brownie points and ask him to carry their uhaul trailer of emotional baggage. I'm not bitter about it. Just pointing out life lessons. I accept my pile of brownie points [Put "forever alone" face here]
loveorhate90 0
If he was a gentleman, he would have helped her. But alas, chivalry is dead.
Tempuser117 2
It's not dead, it's just sleeping...
Barre_fml 2
It's not his job to help people push their cars or carry gas to their cars. It's his job to sell gas and other stuff.. Besides OP wasn't a customer since she wasn't buying anything
randybryant799 21
Just because she turned him down she doesn't deserve help??
alexiiiiis09 0
lol too bad
gamerhead 3
no karma, being a dick not helping
iAmScrubs 19
Mods, can you please delete this comment. I didn't mean to comment twice.
sourgirl101 29
Ah,p-push it real good Your comment reminds me of Salt n Pepa!(:
dustinkershaw 0
someone has to steer while she pushes ! duhh
MizzErikaHart 8
open the driver door and push from there rather than from the back
qwert1994 0
Anyone notice there are two 7's?
Nannoo 0
no kidding. if you can't push a car 20 feet you're a weak little bitch.
iAmScrubs 19
Now comes the time to PUSH IT!
xk75 4
agreed! call the manager tomorrow to complain about the vindictive ass who refused to do his JOB!
Treko_fml 3
82- It's not his job to push cars. Maybe OP should pay attention to her gas gauge.
gamerhead 3
91 but not being courteous, is being a dick. unless he was busy
iAmScrubs 19
Now comes the time to PUSH IT!
iAmScrubs 19
Now comes the time to PUSH IT!
iAmScrubs 19
Now comes the time to PUSH IT!
AZUMIKKEL 3
This site needs a "NOT AN FML" button
traze 7
Comment moderated for rule-breaking.
As mention many times before...here it's is again KARMA IS A BITCH !
CitrusGirl 0
So if someone asks you out and you say no that makes you a bad person? I don't think so. OP wasn't interested in the guy, so she said no. I see nothing wrong with that.
traze 7
Karma does not means your a bad person and it was never mention OP is a bad person, so wtf is your point? Karma is cause and effect and her past action of saying no came back as an effect now, so yeah...
RyanMacVey 17
i love karma.... anyone else watch my name is earl???
bretty_boieeeeyy 0
what if the guy was really disgusting and sleazy and she was interrested in someone else? if he loved her and cared about her he would have helped but he didn't there is no such thing as karma
RyanMacVey 17
dont even try and say karma doesnt exsist.... ive seen her
bretty_boieeeeyy 0
you've seen her in my names Earl?
RyanMacVey 17
no i see her all the time... that bitch hates me
xxlauruh 0
my name is Earl is by far the most nauseating thing gracing basic cable.
Hockeyboy4280 18
127-Off subject but those bruin socks are awesome! I have the alternate blackhawks socks and alternate jersey. But I feel karma does exist, but i rated your comment up because everyone here is saying that this was karma. NO! Simple matter of a guy being a dick.
Samuraixman 3
What are forgetting the jersey shore