Kid Lacef
Today, I asked my girlfriend for a kiss, and in response, she suggested that we settle for a hand hug. FML
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Halloween
A failed costume, stolen candy and a very real scare: Halloween, the one night when fear is allowed.
Same thing different taste
Gale
Flagstaff, United States
Keep your distance
Today, I went in for a hug with my friend, but she leaned in for a kiss on the cheek at the same time. What followed was a full-on awkward face collision where I ended up kissing her on the lips. We both stood there, staring at each other before I muttered, “Sorry, gross." She really took it personally. FML
Time for a divorce, I think
Edison, United States
My love language is…
Today, I asked my wife for a kiss. She snarled, "I'm your WIFE, just fucking kiss me! You don't have to ask!" Later, I went in for a kiss and she slapped me, then yelled that it was my fault for "getting in her face." FML
no low five
United States
Today, my fiancé insists that instead of kissing at the crucial moment of our wedding ceremony, we should give each other a high five. FML
billjoebob424
Canada
Freudian
Today, I've been so accustomed to kissing my girlfriend that when I gave my best bud a hug, I kissed him on the neck. FML
Anonymous
Canada
Today, I proposed to my girlfriend. She was so happy that she began flapping her hands around and screaming. She was flapping her hands so hard she smacked herself in the face and started crying. FML
Ryan746
United States
Today, I asked a girl out and made plans to go see a movie. About 5 minutes in, I made a move to put my arm around her and smashed her in the face. FML
RomanceFail
Crestwood, United States
Today, I woke up my girlfriend up with a cute kiss. She was apparently having a bad dream and headbutted me. FML
smooth
United States
Today, a girl and I were flirting and it was going well. Feeling bold, I asked what she would do if I kissed her. She smiled flirtatiously and said "Why don't you try it and find out?" I went in for a kiss, and she slapped me. FML
anonamous
United States
Today, I hugged my dog and kissed her on the side of the face. She responded by mauling me across my own face. FML
Anonymous
United States
Today, I kissed my girlfriend. She threw up in my mouth. FML
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BurnInDemonFire 39
If she turns you down again, and this time suggests a fist bump, I'd say it was time to worry.
Levi2411 41
It's either time to worry, or time to buy a pack of mints.
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BurnInDemonFire 39
If she turns you down again, and this time suggests a fist bump, I'd say it was time to worry.
John Nemeth 14
What’s this hug??? My baby don’t love me My baby don’t love me No more
Levi2411 41
It's either time to worry, or time to buy a pack of mints.
WeirdUS 30
Who is she legitimately not feeling well or felt like she had bad breath. Maybe she thought you did ? I wouldn’t take it too personally just because they don’t wanna do it at that doesn’t mean they don’t find you attractive
RichardPencil 32
Hand hug? Isn’t that a handshake? I hear that’s the customary greeting in the Friend Zone.
Yudith 28
If you didn't brush your teeth this month or you think that showers and baths are a waste of water, I can understand why.
RinoaHeartilly 36
Sometimes people just don't want to kissed. Even if they like the person. Don't worry about it too much unless that's always the case.
IrieStorm 9
Does she know she's your girlfriend?