Today, I went shopping with my cousin. Walking down the road, I heard her say "Can you hold my hand?" I was confused, but thought it was cute, so I held her hand and kept walking. It turns out she'd asked me to hold her bag. We didn't say another word after that. FML
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Fall
Dead leaves, the first cold of the season and an umbrella flipped inside out: fall, the season of grace.
Same thing different taste
Today, a cute girl was walking towards me. She held up her hand for a high five, so I also did the same. I hadn't noticed her friend behind me, and was left hanging and embarrassed. FML
Slowly walking down the hall
Today, I was walking down the hallway at work when I saw a coworker I hadn't talked to in a while. I went for a high-five as a friendly greeting, but she didn’t see me coming and instead awkwardly grabbed my hand like she was about to hold it. We both froze for a second, and then awkwardly sighed and practically ran away. FML
Let down
Today, I was on a date with this girl I actually like. The date was going really well and it seemed like it would be a good night. While in the movie theater, I went to hold her hand and instead she gave me a hand shake and said, "You're so funny, I'm so glad we're friends". FML
That went well
Today, the girl I've had a crush on decided she wanted to see a movie with me. I tried to hold her hand during the movie and it was great for about four minutes. Then she said, "Can I have my hand back?" FML
Today, while I was shopping at a store with my friend, I noticed a cute girl smiling at us. My friend said, "She's all yours," and walked away. When I approached her, she asked me if my friend was single. FML
Today, I was standing in a queue when an old lady turned, looked straight at me, and asked me to hold her bag. Confused, I took a hold of it. She started screaming for help claiming I was stealing her shopping. Turns out, she was talking to her husband behind me. FML
Today, my girlfriend threatened to break up with me because I crossed the street without holding her hand. FML
Today, I asked my girlfriend for a kiss, and in response, she suggested that we settle for a hand hug. FML
Abandoned
Today, while shopping with my sister, she asked me to wait for her while she quickly said hello to a friend. I sat on a bench for an hour before I realised she wasn't coming back. Turns out, "Hello" had turned into a date. FML
Today, after countless nights spent together and flirty texts, I decided ask my crush on a date while at a party. We went on a walk and held hands. Just as I asked him, he said no, let go of my hand and briskly walked away. He was my ride home. FML
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AlwaySunny 0
you want a side of incest with that walk?
ILoveEggnog 7
And let the awkward silence ensue.
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Comments (173)
ssoccerchick97 16
This isn't really an FML...
jptyler 8
Crazy rednecks. It was Walmart wasn't it?
drayloon 50
ever heard of confirming a statement that sounded strange?
millysala 5
Why'd you think it was cute?....
tpm45 25
Awkward... Hopefully you're not a guy, or she might be a little scared.
xoxo_741 17
Well in Cantonese "hand" sounds the same as the first character in "handbag" so I get why OP would be confused... then again they might not have been speaking Cantonese.
hurley12 30
You thought it was "cute"?
KrazyKatz3 26
Guys... Maybe his cousin is young. You knkw they way when you walk with young kids you hold their hand to stop them running off?
T1A2Z3 35
I hope she's like 5 years old...
dudeisuck 7
how is hand holding sexualized? its just a hand xD theres a milion things they do. hand jobs and fingering are to things out of a million. cut the op some slack goddamnit xD