Today, I went out to a nice restaurant for my friend's birthday. I went to the bathroom and heard the woman in the other stall crying. She couldn't pull her underwear up over her obese, old-lady ass because her arms don't reach that far anymore. I was the only one there. I had no choice. FML
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Halloween
A failed costume, stolen candy and a very real scare: Halloween, the one night when fear is allowed.
Today, I was in a public bathroom with the runs when I noticed my stall didn't have any toilet paper. I was the only one in the bathroom, and I thought I could make it to the stall next to me and grab some with my pants down. I wasn't actually the only one in there. FML
Today, I was in a public toilet, enduring an extremely awkward silence between myself and the person in the next stall. In my rush to get out of there, I managed to get my ass stuck in the toilet seat, and ended up being pulled out by the maintenance men. FML
Today, I was waiting in line to use the bathroom. I complained to the guy next to me about how long the lady was taking. I kept making jokes about it, but he never seemed to laugh. Finally, the door opened and out came a lady in a wheelchair. The guy next to me was her husband. FML
Today, I took my brother to the bathroom at a restaurant. The stall next to mine was locked, so I assumed he was still in there. I yelled his name a few times, then banged on the door out of annoyance. I gave up and returned to the table, where he was sitting with a grin. Turns out I just traumatized a poor lady in the stall. FML
Today, I really had to take a shit. My coworker had gone on lunch break and I was alone in the shop. There were no customers, so to the can I went. Cue a long series of loud wet farts and splashes, followed by the flush. I emerged to see the horrified face of some old lady and her grandson who'd heard everything. FML
Today, I was shopping in a mall when I needed to go to the bathroom. One of the toilets was out of order, so I went to the other toilet. After that, there was no toilet paper, so when I saw tissue in the sink, I left the stall with my pants down and someone saw me. FML
Today, I went to the bathroom in a mall. As I was in the stall, a woman tried to open it. I yelled out that's it was occupied but she kept shaking it to open it. It came up to the point where she had to crawl under the door to see that I was there. FML
Today, I really had to pee so I took the only stall that was available in the bathroom: the handicapped stall. A girl in a wheelchair came in seconds later and cursed at me for taking her designated spot. FML
Today, while in a public bathroom, I threw out my back. A stranger had to help me pull up my pants. FML
Today, I had no choice but to use a public bathroom. I have issues going when there are others in the stalls, and apparently another person did as well. We both sat there in silence, waiting stubbornly for the other to give up and leave so we could go. It’s been 20 minutes. FML
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klbrend 0
Oh god. That sucks. Kudos to you for being such a nice person though.
dudemitch 0
ew. you had a choice. the fact that you actually helped probably just guaranteed you a space in heaven. fyl, but your still the nicest person ever.
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Comments (408)
AnneFTW 17
Oh please get over it! You don't deserve any praise for being so "heroic" because that's clearly the only reason you bitched about it here- to get sympathy. It's not the end of the world, you could've gotton out if it if you really wanted to. Get over it!
57r4n63 0
There's a difference between doing something in the comfort of your bedroom and in the cramped confines of a stall. It's not difficult to see how getting undergarments on would be harder in a closed-in environment. As for letting them down - gravity helps, yea. Maybe not a momentous amount, true, but it still helps. What you did - was it nice? Well. That depends on how you reacted at the time and what she could see of that on your expression . It doesn't necessarily make you a crap person for coming on here to complain in the way you did, but it does show you don't have much tact. But then…this -is- the place for that kind of thing. Would this qualify you as the nicest person ‘EVAR’? Not even close. Was it pretty cool you did it anyway? Yea. Sure. In fact, what you said isn’t half as obnoxious as some of the other comments in reply to it - both for and against.
vbc 0
I agree with the above comment. I was pretty disgusted by your complaint. It's actually the only reason I joined FML. How do you think that lady felt? Helping was nice, but complaining about someone ELSE'S embarrassment publicly really isn't.
Apachefire21 0
that would really suck, but its good you helped ha
Jellybones 0
#227 Yes, we all know that whenever somebody posts an FML all they want is sympathy from people they've never met. Because the FML community is so well-known for it's sympathetic members.
chimmy 0
to #2 and everyone else saying that OP is the nicest person ever... did we read the same fml? op sounds like a bitch. you should help old ladies and not describe them in such a bitchy way. suck it up, being a decent person means you don't get a pat on the back on fml for everything you do. i agree with 228 and 229... you really shouldn't talk about someone else's embarrassment like its your own.
classicalteen 0
wow. poor thing :[ you're a bitch for calling her names.
Rebel_Wrangler 0
You were so close to having a good point in karma. Too bad you ruined it by this fml. How can you be so cold as to bitch about her obese old lady ass? I hope you develop a thyroid problem, get huge, can't wear your panties, and become stuckin the same or worse kind of position. Ass nugget SOB
itsstevie 0
**** all of you ; Did he bitch about it? Yeah. Would you have bitched about it? Helll yeah. You deserve ******* something for helping that stranger pull up her underwear. It's gross & awkward to do for anyone anyways, so all of you stfu. Good job kid(:
xotennisbabexo 3
all u people who say this guy is a bitch: u ever pull up anyones undies? much less a 200 pound old lady? yea. i didnt think so. so stfu cuz no of u would have even done this anyways. good job for being such a nice person.