Today, I went out to a nice restaurant for my friend's birthday. I went to the bathroom and heard the woman in the other stall crying. She couldn't pull her underwear up over her obese, old-lady ass because her arms don't reach that far anymore. I was the only one there. I had no choice. FML
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Dead leaves, the first cold of the season and an umbrella flipped inside out: fall, the season of grace.
Today, I was in a public bathroom with the runs when I noticed my stall didn't have any toilet paper. I was the only one in the bathroom, and I thought I could make it to the stall next to me and grab some with my pants down. I wasn't actually the only one in there. FML
Today, I was in a public toilet, enduring an extremely awkward silence between myself and the person in the next stall. In my rush to get out of there, I managed to get my ass stuck in the toilet seat, and ended up being pulled out by the maintenance men. FML
Today, I was waiting in line to use the bathroom. I complained to the guy next to me about how long the lady was taking. I kept making jokes about it, but he never seemed to laugh. Finally, the door opened and out came a lady in a wheelchair. The guy next to me was her husband. FML
Today, I took my brother to the bathroom at a restaurant. The stall next to mine was locked, so I assumed he was still in there. I yelled his name a few times, then banged on the door out of annoyance. I gave up and returned to the table, where he was sitting with a grin. Turns out I just traumatized a poor lady in the stall. FML
Today, I really had to take a shit. My coworker had gone on lunch break and I was alone in the shop. There were no customers, so to the can I went. Cue a long series of loud wet farts and splashes, followed by the flush. I emerged to see the horrified face of some old lady and her grandson who'd heard everything. FML
Today, I was shopping in a mall when I needed to go to the bathroom. One of the toilets was out of order, so I went to the other toilet. After that, there was no toilet paper, so when I saw tissue in the sink, I left the stall with my pants down and someone saw me. FML
Today, I went to the bathroom in a mall. As I was in the stall, a woman tried to open it. I yelled out that's it was occupied but she kept shaking it to open it. It came up to the point where she had to crawl under the door to see that I was there. FML
Today, I really had to pee so I took the only stall that was available in the bathroom: the handicapped stall. A girl in a wheelchair came in seconds later and cursed at me for taking her designated spot. FML
Today, while in a public bathroom, I threw out my back. A stranger had to help me pull up my pants. FML
Today, I had no choice but to use a public bathroom. I have issues going when there are others in the stalls, and apparently another person did as well. We both sat there in silence, waiting stubbornly for the other to give up and leave so we could go. It’s been 20 minutes. FML
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klbrend 0
Oh god. That sucks. Kudos to you for being such a nice person though.
dudemitch 0
ew. you had a choice. the fact that you actually helped probably just guaranteed you a space in heaven. fyl, but your still the nicest person ever.
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Rosebell26 0
Good for you for doing the right thing. I've been in a similar situation with a little girl who couldn't wipe herself, but this trumps my story for sure.
Dhamy 0
Number 29,EXACTLY! She is NOT nice, she's going on about how horrible it was, and calling the poor lady names. Yep,real nice. -eyeroll-
kfnnnp 0
Me, I would've veeery quietly and very quickly left and pretended i'd never been in there. Sure, that's not very public spirited of me, but I don't care. You did a good thing though :)
abcdefgh_fml 0
guys the OP wasn't being mean! she said obese that is first of all a medical term! and obviously if she couldn't get her underwear up then she is OBESE! and she is an old lady- that is not a bad name! ok so the OP said ass wow grow up people if you think that she is mean for saying old lady, obese, and ass! im sure half of you would not of helped that lady! so give this girl some credit!
fmlfyl 1
how'd she get her underwear on in the first place... and if she had help the first place, wouldn't she know enough to get help from someone she knows the second time.... doesn't make sense to me
xtaybabbex 0
wow. your realllly nice ? you didnt have to call her an obsese, old-lady ass. but, whatever.
hoyden 0
yeh i don't think this is so much a FML for you, but moreso for the woman in the stall. and even though you helped her, you did it begrudgingly and then you talk shit about her afterward like YOU'RE the one who was humiliated. please. you're obviously not that nice.
hoyden 0
ps. i've had to change overweight elderly people, and i never complained about it. i was happy to do it cuz i knew i was doing the right thing and that i was lucky to not have to be changed myself. so for any other commentors here who think im just being self-righteous, you're wrong. this FML isnt about me or you. it's about the OP and her mistake in thinking that her life sucks.
littlemuffet 0
#261, was "few hew spew" intentional? Because I'm peeing my pants right now.
heeystefi_fml 0
lmfaoooooooooo