Today, I went out to a nice restaurant for my friend's birthday. I went to the bathroom and heard the woman in the other stall crying. She couldn't pull her underwear up over her obese, old-lady ass because her arms don't reach that far anymore. I was the only one there. I had no choice. FML
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Halloween
A failed costume, stolen candy and a very real scare: Halloween, the one night when fear is allowed.
Today, I was in a public bathroom with the runs when I noticed my stall didn't have any toilet paper. I was the only one in the bathroom, and I thought I could make it to the stall next to me and grab some with my pants down. I wasn't actually the only one in there. FML
Today, I was in a public toilet, enduring an extremely awkward silence between myself and the person in the next stall. In my rush to get out of there, I managed to get my ass stuck in the toilet seat, and ended up being pulled out by the maintenance men. FML
Today, I was waiting in line to use the bathroom. I complained to the guy next to me about how long the lady was taking. I kept making jokes about it, but he never seemed to laugh. Finally, the door opened and out came a lady in a wheelchair. The guy next to me was her husband. FML
Today, I took my brother to the bathroom at a restaurant. The stall next to mine was locked, so I assumed he was still in there. I yelled his name a few times, then banged on the door out of annoyance. I gave up and returned to the table, where he was sitting with a grin. Turns out I just traumatized a poor lady in the stall. FML
Today, I really had to take a shit. My coworker had gone on lunch break and I was alone in the shop. There were no customers, so to the can I went. Cue a long series of loud wet farts and splashes, followed by the flush. I emerged to see the horrified face of some old lady and her grandson who'd heard everything. FML
Today, I was shopping in a mall when I needed to go to the bathroom. One of the toilets was out of order, so I went to the other toilet. After that, there was no toilet paper, so when I saw tissue in the sink, I left the stall with my pants down and someone saw me. FML
Today, I went to the bathroom in a mall. As I was in the stall, a woman tried to open it. I yelled out that's it was occupied but she kept shaking it to open it. It came up to the point where she had to crawl under the door to see that I was there. FML
Today, I really had to pee so I took the only stall that was available in the bathroom: the handicapped stall. A girl in a wheelchair came in seconds later and cursed at me for taking her designated spot. FML
Today, while in a public bathroom, I threw out my back. A stranger had to help me pull up my pants. FML
Today, I had no choice but to use a public bathroom. I have issues going when there are others in the stalls, and apparently another person did as well. We both sat there in silence, waiting stubbornly for the other to give up and leave so we could go. It’s been 20 minutes. FML
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klbrend 0
Oh god. That sucks. Kudos to you for being such a nice person though.
dudemitch 0
ew. you had a choice. the fact that you actually helped probably just guaranteed you a space in heaven. fyl, but your still the nicest person ever.
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Ender_ 0
Congratulations on being one of the rare "nice" people in this horrid world. I applaud you on that one. If I ever meet you I will shake your hand.
id0nTgiv3af___ 0
u didnt have to do anything.
xkaokaox 0
you definitely had a choice there. could she actually make eye contact with you and sucker you into helping her? nope.
phantomdonut 0
You did a VERY nice thing for her. A lesser person would have left her crying. Your mama raised you right!
bahamamama90 0
Do you honestly think you're the world's hero because you helped an unfortunate woman pull her pants up? You not only come on here and complain about doing a good deed, but you go on to insult her "obese, old-lady ass".... real nice. You did a nice thing, but unfortunately you're a disgusting person.
mbw 0
#61, couldn't have said it better myself.
cptballard 0
Thanks for helping her. I feel sorry for the elderly that can't help themselves anymore- I'm sure she was just as mortified as you were having to do it. But doing it was a very, very good thing. Also- I don't think 'obese old-lady ass' is a horrible thing to say? If she was obese, she was obese. Obviously she was if she couldn't pull her pants up. And she was elderly, so old-lady isn't bad either. And wtf, ass is another word for your backside, people. I mean yes. It probably was gross to OP. But that aside. They sucked it up and did it anyhow for the greater good. +2 points for generosity.
GiannaxRevenge 0
LMFAO @#10 And dude, that was a great thing you did. Fyl, but keep that shit up and you'll be set for life.
ilovejellybean 0
That is seriously so nice. Anyone who says differently is a ******* jerk. That lady was probably so grateful.
mandalaine05 0
You're the rudest person I've seen on here yet.