Today, I went out for a smoke break. A homeless person walks up to me and asks for a cig. As I pull out my pack he says "Oh... Menthols... no I don't smoke that cheap shit". I was called cheap by a hobo. FML
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Halloween
A failed costume, stolen candy and a very real scare: Halloween, the one night when fear is allowed.
Today, I was walking past a homeless guy while smoking; he asked if he could have a cigarette. So I gave him one and said without thinking, "Sorry, it’s a menthol, but beggars can't be choosers." FML
Today, a homeless guy asked me for a cigarette. Knowing that I only had a couple left in my pack, I gave it to him. He opened it, took one out and thanked me profusely. A bit surprised, I went on my way. Oh yeah, that's right, the pack contained the money I'd withdrawn from an ATM. FML
Today, I saw a homeless man on the street and decided to give him the dollar bill I had left in my wallet. He said "Thank you" then as I turned to walk away, he muttered "Cheap-ass cunt". FML
Today, a man in a hurry asked me for a light. Not being able to find my lighter amongst the muddle inside my handbag, I handed him my lit cigarette so he could light his. He took it from me, started smoking it and walked off. FML
Today, I had my cigs tucked into my waistband because my shorts didn't have pockets. A friend walks up and asks for a smoke. I say "I've got something you can smoke right here", tugging at my shorts. The "friend" then kicks me in the nuts for being a douche. FML
Today, I stayed with a friend because I was recently kicked out of my home and had nowhere to go. When I went out for job applications, she asked, "Can you pick me up a pack of smokes?" and then got mad that I didn't have the money, calling me selfish. FML
Today, I was at a bar and met this great guy. He was going outside for a smoke and I wanted to go too. Since I don't smoke, I decided to borrow one of my friends cigarettes as an excuse to go outside with him. As I was lighting the cigarette, he pointed out that I was lighting the wrong end. FML
Today, while walking down the street, a homeless man walked up to me. He opened his mouth to say something and I immediately said that I didn't have any spare change because I was late for work. He then said "I was gonna ask you for the time, dickwad". Apparently he wasn't homeless. FML
Today, I was walking through town when a rough looking woman asked me for a cigarette. I don't smoke but I offered her some apples, and she took two. As I continued on past her, she pegged both of them at me, hitting the back of my head. FML
Today, I was fired from my job for not buying a pack of cigarettes for my boss. I only lasted two months in that junkyard. FML
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flirty19 0
YDI for smoking.
Lizzy86 0
haha! thats hilarious! btw, i smoke menthols too, i like the way they clear my nose.
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saxlover 0
YDI for smoking in the first place.
rakhil11 7
ok i personally have grown up with ppl who smoke, i do not smoke, idc if they smoke or not, i actually think the smell of cigarettes is associated with safety in my mind (idk y) and wow lol some hobo. beggars can't b choosers ^^
heatherewf 0
YDI for smoking menthols! lol
yer_mom92 0
Jesus christ! when did this FML become the center for smokers vs non-smokers arugements ?! when you comment these you are supposed to say something about the FML not dive into arugments about how horrible smoking is for you with people you have probably never met! if you think smoking is horrible for people and no one should do it, go talk to people you KNOW who smoke and talk to them about quiting. and all you smokers, go whine about how annoying non-smokers are to people who give a shit. I really dont think the OP posted this to get over 100 comments from pissy people with strong opinions. Join a debate team if you wanna argue, and get off of here. Really funny FML though.
boshans 0
um, menthols are the same price as non menthol cigarettes, so what the **** is that homeless guy talking about.
chainysgirl124 0
The hobo probably knows what is cheap or not.
roundyswater 0
141, just because one person you knew didn't get cancer from smoking doesn't mean that there isn't an increased risk. The risk is an accepted scientific fact. Please, take a logic course.
1aidan1 0
well you shouldent be smoking in the first place
fatty08 0
YDI for smoking.
mac_fml 0
well some "cheaper" cigs can bother some people, but stupid hobo should just take what he can get. after all, beggars cant be choosers. well, i guess he was.