Today, I went out drinking with my tattoo artist brother-in-law. I was so wasted that I agreed to let him try working on me. I woke up with a tattoo of an animated marijuana plant smoking a cigarette. This'll look just great when I'm defending clients in court. FML
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Fall
Dead leaves, the first cold of the season and an umbrella flipped inside out: fall, the season of grace.
Today, I got piss drunk. Being a tattoo artist, I came to the intoxicated conclusion that I could save much more money doing my own tattoos on myself. I now have my ex-boyfriend's name permanently on my thigh. It's not even spelled right. FML
Today, I was looking at tattoos and fell in love with a really cool looking one, so I decided to get it. I later showed it to a friend who is a cop. He informed me that it is a gang tattoo. I think I just put a target on my ankle. FML
Today, I woke up after a long night of drinking with my friends. I vaguely remembered visiting a tattoo parlour, but nothing prepared me for the sight of the words "YOLO" and "MOFO" tattooed across the fingers of my left and right hands. Now I'm officially a bandwagoning douchebag. FML
Today, I found out that my wife is leaving me for a tattoo artist. I was in rehab and she met him getting a tattoo as a surprise for me. FML
Today, I went to a tattoo artist to get what I thought would be really cute, elegant finger tattoos. I left with wobbly, blobby messes all over my fingers. FML
Today, I finally got a tattoo of an alchemy symbol that I've wanted for years. I also found out later that symbol stands for urine. FML
Today, I found out the tattoo symbolising my marriage turned out to be more permanent than the marriage itself. FML
Today, I was getting my first tattoo done. My parents told me it was a bad idea. My friends' parents told me it was a bad idea. I told them that people get tattoos done all the time and nothing goes wrong. Fifty minutes into the tattoo on my back, the artist said, "Oh shit, shit, shit. We can fix this." FML
Today, I got a tattoo with my boyfriend's name on it. As we're coworkers, I showed it to him thinking he’d love it. He told me he couldn’t continue the relationship anymore since he realized he wants to fix things with his wife. Three hours of pain and 2 years down the drain. FML
Today, my friend sent me a link to a "horrible" tattoo that he found online, that a guy had gotten at my tattoo parlor. FML
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Top comments
Welshite 40
I think the big question is where is the tattoo located?
supermansgf 11
Well it's not on your face is it?! I surely hope not. Put on proper clothes to cover it and you'll be fine.
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Comments (144)
Plastic_Stitchez 25
You can always get it removed…it'll hurt like fk but if it'll be that big I a problem why the hell not
jessnim 3
Get it covered up! Or just wear ling sleeves (i hope its not on your neck or face)
living_in_chaos 8
Clearly you should hereby defend only marijuana offenders
omqsteph 6
Oh Jesus
ksks1234 33
Nope, marijuana (and a cigarette).
worldclassrager 41
As long as you can keep it covered you should be fine if not get it removed ASAP
Sassie8810 9
I didn't even have to finish reading the first sentence to know it would be YDI.
KiaKarma 11
I'm sure you've never gotten drunk and made stupid decisions.
misshex 10
There's always makeup to cover tattoos. Dermablend, as an example. And kryolan. Or laser.
maggiefox 25
Sounds like you'll have the money to remove it.
Ziggy122 15
Most FMLs that start with "Today, I went out drinking..." or "Today, I got so drunk that..." are a definite YDI. This one is no exception.
dtcwithed 12
At least he's smoking a cigarette...