Today, I went out drinking with my tattoo artist brother-in-law. I was so wasted that I agreed to let him try working on me. I woke up with a tattoo of an animated marijuana plant smoking a cigarette. This'll look just great when I'm defending clients in court. FML
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Dead leaves, the first cold of the season and an umbrella flipped inside out: fall, the season of grace.
Today, I got piss drunk. Being a tattoo artist, I came to the intoxicated conclusion that I could save much more money doing my own tattoos on myself. I now have my ex-boyfriend's name permanently on my thigh. It's not even spelled right. FML
Today, I was looking at tattoos and fell in love with a really cool looking one, so I decided to get it. I later showed it to a friend who is a cop. He informed me that it is a gang tattoo. I think I just put a target on my ankle. FML
Today, I woke up after a long night of drinking with my friends. I vaguely remembered visiting a tattoo parlour, but nothing prepared me for the sight of the words "YOLO" and "MOFO" tattooed across the fingers of my left and right hands. Now I'm officially a bandwagoning douchebag. FML
Today, I found out that my wife is leaving me for a tattoo artist. I was in rehab and she met him getting a tattoo as a surprise for me. FML
Today, I went to a tattoo artist to get what I thought would be really cute, elegant finger tattoos. I left with wobbly, blobby messes all over my fingers. FML
Today, I finally got a tattoo of an alchemy symbol that I've wanted for years. I also found out later that symbol stands for urine. FML
Today, I found out the tattoo symbolising my marriage turned out to be more permanent than the marriage itself. FML
Today, I was getting my first tattoo done. My parents told me it was a bad idea. My friends' parents told me it was a bad idea. I told them that people get tattoos done all the time and nothing goes wrong. Fifty minutes into the tattoo on my back, the artist said, "Oh shit, shit, shit. We can fix this." FML
Today, I got a tattoo with my boyfriend's name on it. As we're coworkers, I showed it to him thinking he’d love it. He told me he couldn’t continue the relationship anymore since he realized he wants to fix things with his wife. Three hours of pain and 2 years down the drain. FML
Today, my friend sent me a link to a "horrible" tattoo that he found online, that a guy had gotten at my tattoo parlor. FML
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Welshite 40
I think the big question is where is the tattoo located?
supermansgf 11
Well it's not on your face is it?! I surely hope not. Put on proper clothes to cover it and you'll be fine.
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tigerisabelle 31
Well, definitely FYL, but you can get it removed and you can wear long sleeves/a suit. And if it's not too big, maybe you could put a band-aid over it and have people assume you fell down or something.
Queensland 27
Actually, it's a great statement if you ever fight court for pro marijuana or cigarette laws. Shows you're passionate.
cosmicriver 17
That is such a great point. Plus, just so long as he likes it, even a little, that's all that matters. He may have some clients look at him sideways. Although , as you had mentioned before, if he does the pro-marihuana gig, he will be absolutely fine, indeed.
cosmicriver 17
I can't believe you have had so many negative votes!!! That is the best answer so far. It is by far the most sensible answer/comment. You have found the silver lining and a logical way to fix the "problem" while others choose to be rude, call names et cetera.
Cheeley 17
83- No to everything you've just said.
Queensland 27
Thank you cosmicriver, but my comment was a joke. The only upside to the situation I could think of. What is also true is that the people that downvoted me were too tight ass/ignorant to recognise this.
FucYoCouch 13
No 131, it just wasn't funny.
cosmicriver 17
No problem at all, Queensland! Indeed, they are. Although, joke or not, you did make a good point. That is an option for him, if he would be interested. There is a drug lawyer where I live in Oklahoma. I forget his name. I will get back to you on that. Anyways, he has a pot leaf tattoo, has a pot leaf on all his business cards and has matchbooks that he hands out with his cards with a pot leaf on them as well. He is the best, and most sought after drug lawyer in the Oklahoma metro area.
tranced_ 45
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at least it wasn't a cigarette smoking a marijuana ..
Ctrl_H 18
"A marijuana"
kaablam 17
I think the wording makes it more fun, personally.
maggiewalters 17
I am baffled by the "animated" part.
gracehi 33
Me too! I want a tattoo that moves! Sounds awesome! But I think he meant "cartoon."
rocker_chick23 27
Animated as in cartoon.
BlameTheOwls 14
"animated" means moving, often referring to cartoon videos. I doubt he has a moving tattoo.
BootheGhost 6
Animated cartoon tattoos..? One Tom and Jerry good sir, Right across the back.
rocker_chick23 27
YDI big time. You shouldn't have gotten wasted and let your BIL tattoo you.
SnowFangedBeauty 19
Arent lawyers supposed to be hmm I dont know...SMART?
ian3866 12
Not sure if you're aware, alcohol inhibits higher thought processes...
cryssycakesx3 23
smart are the people that don't phrase things in such a manner
starcaller17 16
@31, smart people wouldn't get drunk, it's not hard to not do something....
BootheGhost 6
When any man consumes a large amount of alcohol, they turn into a common organism called: Dipshit.
Thumbs82 13
& what do u do for a living? rocket scientist? I'm guessing a big hell no. people make mistakes, no matter their intelligence. don't be so judgmental & critical.
Sniper_Chick4110 20
#90. Smart people still like to unwind and get drunk. What an ignorant comment. lol.
sunshineb81 16
YDI. No one made you get that wasted and you agreed to the tattoo. Hopefully it is in a place that you can cover up.
forrealmeow 1
hah, I bet if you smoked a joint instead of drinking you'd at least have a cool tattoo, if any.
TheDrifter 24
If op had been stoned they likely would have agreed to the same tattoo. It just might not have been an fml
Q94 5
Not a dumbass pothead, but is being a dumbass alcoholic somehow better???
iateapenguin 27
Animated? Is it one of those ones that "moves" when you wiggle your pecs? ;)
saralynnee132 10
A lot of make could work too if you buy the right brand