Today, I went out drinking with my tattoo artist brother-in-law. I was so wasted that I agreed to let him try working on me. I woke up with a tattoo of an animated marijuana plant smoking a cigarette. This'll look just great when I'm defending clients in court. FML
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Dead leaves, the first cold of the season and an umbrella flipped inside out: fall, the season of grace.
Today, I got piss drunk. Being a tattoo artist, I came to the intoxicated conclusion that I could save much more money doing my own tattoos on myself. I now have my ex-boyfriend's name permanently on my thigh. It's not even spelled right. FML
Today, I was looking at tattoos and fell in love with a really cool looking one, so I decided to get it. I later showed it to a friend who is a cop. He informed me that it is a gang tattoo. I think I just put a target on my ankle. FML
Today, I woke up after a long night of drinking with my friends. I vaguely remembered visiting a tattoo parlour, but nothing prepared me for the sight of the words "YOLO" and "MOFO" tattooed across the fingers of my left and right hands. Now I'm officially a bandwagoning douchebag. FML
Today, I found out that my wife is leaving me for a tattoo artist. I was in rehab and she met him getting a tattoo as a surprise for me. FML
Today, I went to a tattoo artist to get what I thought would be really cute, elegant finger tattoos. I left with wobbly, blobby messes all over my fingers. FML
Today, I finally got a tattoo of an alchemy symbol that I've wanted for years. I also found out later that symbol stands for urine. FML
Today, I found out the tattoo symbolising my marriage turned out to be more permanent than the marriage itself. FML
Today, I was getting my first tattoo done. My parents told me it was a bad idea. My friends' parents told me it was a bad idea. I told them that people get tattoos done all the time and nothing goes wrong. Fifty minutes into the tattoo on my back, the artist said, "Oh shit, shit, shit. We can fix this." FML
Today, I got a tattoo with my boyfriend's name on it. As we're coworkers, I showed it to him thinking he’d love it. He told me he couldn’t continue the relationship anymore since he realized he wants to fix things with his wife. Three hours of pain and 2 years down the drain. FML
Today, my friend sent me a link to a "horrible" tattoo that he found online, that a guy had gotten at my tattoo parlor. FML
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Welshite 40
I think the big question is where is the tattoo located?
supermansgf 11
Well it's not on your face is it?! I surely hope not. Put on proper clothes to cover it and you'll be fine.
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CurlyQute 17
Where is the tattoo located exactly?
reesingah 12
Don't worry OP, I'm sure you'll have planty of clients who will understand.
rsue 14
Every tattoo artist I've EVER spoken to REFUSES to do work on anyone who's inebriated or otherwise unable to consent. All you did was say/think something stupid while drunk; your BIL is the asshole here.
cryssycakesx3 23
unless the tattoo artist is drunk also, then logic doesn't really work as well.
littlekellilee 45
Oh, you got one of those gif tattoos? That's awesome! So long as the placement isn't terrible, you can get it covered.
blueboy154 12
Where IS the tattoo?
breakinlegs 19
not a dumbass pothead .....u mean..........just a dumb ass alcoholic
Jacqui_Meowth 11
It's not fair to assume OP is an alcoholic because he got wasted. We only know of this one time and for all we know it has been the first time OP has gotten properly wasted in years.
cryssycakesx3 23
if you don't spell out "you" you're not in any position to call anyone else a "dumbass"
breakinlegs 19
41. "Properly" wasted ha. You missed my point and I don't feel like explaining.
Shade1982 21
Idiots never do...
StarDust5921 16
The first question that comes to my mind is what kind of "tattoo artist" would think it's a good idea to tattoo a drunk person!?
cryssycakesx3 23
a drunk one...
DanielleinDC 34
Or one who doesn't like his brother-in-law. Almost anything that begins with someone going out drinking and getting wasted is a sure-fire YDI. And your BIL is an idiot and/or a douchenozzle for tattooing someone who was so clearly intoxicated. Reputable tattoo places won't tattoo someone who is drunk. Hope you have the money for lasering the thing off.
Exhayle 20
Your brother-in-law must be pretty talented, how does he create an animated tattoo?
rocker_chick23 27
Animated as in cartoon.
mattrd_fml 31
this reminds me on an episode of threes company where Jack got so drunk he got a tattoo that said "the love butt" on his ass. lol But seriously, if it's the actual image and not the placement that bothers you, tattoo artists are very good at covering up unwanted tattoos with newer ones and afterwards you won't even be able to tell that an old one was covered up.
Guardian88 21
Where was it put at?? Thats freaking awesome!!
KiaKarma 11
I have a feeling the judges in court will think differently.