crapcrapcrap
United States
Today, I went on my first date with a guy I really like. He completely ignored me. FML
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Halloween
A failed costume, stolen candy and a very real scare: Halloween, the one night when fear is allowed.
Same thing different taste
great.
Today, I went on a first date with the guy I really like. During our dinner, he said he needed to go to the bathroom. You guessed it: he didn't come back. FML
Lonely Gay
United States
Today, a first date with a guy went so badly that he actually paid me to never call him again. FML
newmoongirl1036
Chicago, United States
Today, I went on a date with a guy that I really like. At the last minute he informed me a friend would be tagging along. To keep his friend from being a third-wheel, I kept up a conversation, and managed to piss my date off. He thought I would be a better match for his friend. FML
PrettyGirlCrookedMouth
Dating is hell
Today, I went on a date with this really cute guy from a dating app. He'd set the date and told me where to meet him. We met at a coffee shop, and he was an absolute gentleman. Five minutes after the date, I went to message him that I'd enjoyed myself, only to find he'd blocked me on the app. FML
Anonymous
Today, after weeks of being hounded to go out on a date with this guy, I finally found the time and invited him over, fully intending to hook up. He stood me up. FML
Anonymous
United States
Crafty
Today, I was supposed to be going on my first date with a guy I really liked. He never showed up. I just found out my dad was outside washing the car when my date showed up. He told him he didn't have a daughter and to never show up on his driveway again. FML
Anonyme
Today, I went on a date for the first time in ages, only to realize that the guy I was seeing chose to take us to a specific restaurant in able to stalk his ex. FML
lamesauce
Canada
Today, I went on a coffee date with a guy I'm interested in. He picked up his phone mid-date to finalize dinner plans with another girl. FML
OhDear
United Kingdom
Today, I went on a date with a guy who seemed to be quite the gentleman. I was proven wrong when he told me to "shut it" during dinner, stiffed me on the bill, and then left me at the restaurant so he could get his own taxi home. FML
Anonymous
United States
Creeped out of here
Today, I went on my first date in six years. The guy was unbelievably creepy, and I couldn't wait for it to be over. Right after we finished eating, he told me he loved me, then tried to lean in for a kiss. He looked like he was going to cry when I turned him down. FML
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Anonnamus 0
Today, some strange girl sat at my table during lunch break. She wouldn't stop staring at me, and kept asking me about my hopes and dreams. I tried to avoid eye contact and ate my lunch so fast, I had bad gas for the rest of the day. FML
plainDainty 0
then make sure there isn't a second date. end of story.
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Comments (169)
mrzero 0
I guess he find you ugly when he saw you
wimman 0
Why would it be a "first" date if he totally ignored you? Sounds like a last date to me.
VenomByte 1
He what? I wasn't listening!
toaster468 0
show him ur *******. that oughta get any straight mans attention. lol
CurtisG117 0
And the worst thing about it is, she doesn't know that she is dead.
DRY0YRD 0
Hahahahaha I cracked up at that ^^
bookbee 2
So why do you like him? He's a dink.
FockinA 0
OP: so , did you put out?
frikkinhannah 0
69 wins this page. I love posts that mention other FMLs. :P
ponageman250 0
I apologized for that
tangelo23 0
Well that's what you get for being embarrasing to the human race.