Today, I found out the love of my life, my husband, is cheating on me. When I confronted him about it, his response was, "Don't blame me, you're the gullible bitch." FML
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Dead leaves, the first cold of the season and an umbrella flipped inside out: fall, the season of grace.
Today, I came to found out that every time my husband told me that he was on "a work trip", he was actually cheating on me with some other bitch. FML
Today, I found out that my boyfriend cheated on me. I got ahold of the girl he was cheating on me with. She was as oblivious as I was of each other's existence. Apparently, the fucker told her he lived with his "sister," who's "a bitch and makes his life impossible." He was referring to me. FML
Today, my husband confessed to cheating but then tried to turn it around on me. Apparently, because I wasn’t regularly checking his phone, it must mean I don’t really care about him or I’d have caught him months ago. Sorry for trusting my husband I suppose, geez. FML
Today, I found out my husband has been "cheating" on me with some girl from Russia that he has to pay for regularly. This explains why he never has any money, he's actually dumb enough to be scammed. FML
Today, after months of being called paranoid, distrusting and over-possessive by my girlfriend for being suspicious of her, I learned that she really is cheating on me with her coworker. When confronted, she called me ignorant, gullible and naive for believing her. FML
Today, after I found out my husband cheated on me and then yesterday had to stop him from trying to kill himself, he's now moved out and has decided that this is all my fault. FML
Today, I found out that my wife has been having an affair with the guy who's been trying to get our relationship back on track. FML
Today, I found out that my husband wants to leave me. I got the message loud and clear when his girlfriend forwarded me screenshots of all their texts. FML
Today, my husband left me for the whore he cheated on me with four years ago. I forgave him and took him back then. I guess I deserved this for being stupid and trusting him once again. FML
Today, I gathered all the evidence I needed to prove that my fiancé has been cheating on me. When I showed it to him, he looked at it, then looked me right in the eye and said, “So you did all this just to learn their names, cry, and stay with me anyway?” Sadly, he’s right. FML
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ayerimrod 0
divorse him and get EVERYTHING!!
Reynard12 0
Well, at least you know for a fact that the next one will be much, much better.
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Comments (156)
Reynard12 0
Well, at least you know for a fact that the next one will be much, much better.
TrekkieGirl 0
Well hopefully now, you've changed your tune about him being 'the love of your life'. He sounds like a complete ass. The fact that instead of showing remorse, he put the blame on you, should tell you exactly what he thinks of you. FYL, OP...it's time to walk away.
Rocco1990 0
I could have sworn that women cheat too.
ash92_fml 0
um yeahh... but im not sure how thats relevant? asshole.
canigoswimming 0
WTF does that have to do with this 72? You're a dick.
Alicia10_fml 0
I think tha asshole deserves to be shot, or at least have someone beat his ass.... I don't go for that shit, u give ur all to him n only him n that's how he repays u?!? real nice
Cristaderzi 0
Maybe she didnt give him her all in actuality!!! Just a thought!
Moemoemoe_fml 0
#100: Are you naturally this stupid or are you just trying to troll? It's hard to tell from how idiotic your comment is.
jme89 0
agreed 74. ur an idiot, 72.
nando92 0
haha wow soo mean
22cute 17
Another word for gulible is trusting. Shame on him for breaking your trust.
qwerty3210 0
hahaha classic!
fmlstatushater 0
what's with the "ha"? you must have the cheater mentality.
skeleton_skinner 0
Sad! :(
SunnyMarkos 0
but funny
vampyre_girly 0
hehe
WorldCupCheer 0
funny but sad :)
JESUSlives4MUSIC 0
ydi for being the gullible bich
justanotherbird 19
Aw, that really sucks. Definitely an FYL.
ihavenoname123 0
confronted him? CONFRONTED HIM?! what the ****? don't be a bitch about it.
windswept 0
wanker
shootintacos 0
YOU WANT THE TRUTH?! YOU CAN'T HANDLE THE TRUTH!!! Shut it, troll.
mahamii_93 0
aww... FYL
RedMiniStapler 1
what a ********! divorce him and get half!
ayerimrod 0
divorse him and get EVERYTHING!!
Kirth_fml 0
Why the **** should she be getting everything? The man worked too, you know; perhaps even more than the "gullible bitch".
datgo321 0
because he doesn't even deserve life for being that inconsiderate
AngryNinja 1
what, you think the asswipe that married op and cheated on her because she believed he loved her.. i mean.. because she's ''gullible'' should get ANYTHING? only thing he has is a one-way ticket to hell.
shootintacos 0
Women always get everything. Rule #1: never piss a woman off, they'll take everything. I will now let the feminist run marathons of thumbs down on this.