Today, I went on my first date with a guy I really like. He completely ignored me. FML
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Fall
Dead leaves, the first cold of the season and an umbrella flipped inside out: fall, the season of grace.
Same thing different taste
Today, I went on a first date with the guy I really like. During our dinner, he said he needed to go to the bathroom. You guessed it: he didn't come back. FML
Today, a first date with a guy went so badly that he actually paid me to never call him again. FML
Today, I went on a date with a guy that I really like. At the last minute he informed me a friend would be tagging along. To keep his friend from being a third-wheel, I kept up a conversation, and managed to piss my date off. He thought I would be a better match for his friend. FML
Dating is hell
Today, I went on a date with this really cute guy from a dating app. He'd set the date and told me where to meet him. We met at a coffee shop, and he was an absolute gentleman. Five minutes after the date, I went to message him that I'd enjoyed myself, only to find he'd blocked me on the app. FML
Today, after weeks of being hounded to go out on a date with this guy, I finally found the time and invited him over, fully intending to hook up. He stood me up. FML
Crafty
Today, I was supposed to be going on my first date with a guy I really liked. He never showed up. I just found out my dad was outside washing the car when my date showed up. He told him he didn't have a daughter and to never show up on his driveway again. FML
Today, I went on a date for the first time in ages, only to realize that the guy I was seeing chose to take us to a specific restaurant in able to stalk his ex. FML
Today, I went on a coffee date with a guy I'm interested in. He picked up his phone mid-date to finalize dinner plans with another girl. FML
Today, I went on a date with a guy who seemed to be quite the gentleman. I was proven wrong when he told me to "shut it" during dinner, stiffed me on the bill, and then left me at the restaurant so he could get his own taxi home. FML
Creeped out of here
Today, I went on my first date in six years. The guy was unbelievably creepy, and I couldn't wait for it to be over. Right after we finished eating, he told me he loved me, then tried to lean in for a kiss. He looked like he was going to cry when I turned him down. FML
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Anonnamus 0
Today, some strange girl sat at my table during lunch break. She wouldn't stop staring at me, and kept asking me about my hopes and dreams. I tried to avoid eye contact and ate my lunch so fast, I had bad gas for the rest of the day. FML
plainDainty 0
then make sure there isn't a second date. end of story.
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Comments (169)
PropellerHead 0
bummer
hbhman 0
This is not a FML. Seriously? You went on a date with a guy you like... and he ignored you? Wow. Literally every person ever has had this situation about a billion times in life. I can't believe crap like this is getting picked as a FML. I wouldn't be interested in this crap even if my best friend told me that. Boring. Lame. A waste of everyone's time. FML needs to figure out a better way of filtering this crap off this website.
capstehninja 0
ugh that happened to me to last night stupid men!
dylansomething 0
probably cus ur ugly
slutbagg 0
thats a good indicator that hes totally not worth it.. now matter how much you have the hots for him!
type99 0
Just because some guy didn't dig you, doesn't make an fmylife. Either you're just a angsty teenager or about as interesting as a paper bag.
tokintot07 0
this is a lame fml
jt1234 0
end of the world, bitch
ClouDn9n 0
He was blinded by your beauty. Highly unlikely.
Andyangels27 0
typical women you probably still want him even though he ignored you.