Today, I went on a first date with a guy. As soon as we sat down at the restaurant, he immediately snatched my menu and said "You're having salad." FML
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Today, I was on a first date. When the bill came, he refused to pay for my $6 salad. I had to go ATM-hunting to pay for my $6 salad. FML
Today, my date refused to pay for my dinner, even though he promised to beforehand. It turns out, he assumed I would just be ordering a salad for dinner, "based on your slim figure". FML
Today, I went on my first date in 8 years. While we were looking at the menu, the guy said: "So if you're vegetarian, why're you so fat?" FML
Today, I went on a date for the first time in ages, only to realize that the guy I was seeing chose to take us to a specific restaurant in able to stalk his ex. FML
Today, I went on a date at a restaurant with a guy. When he promised I wouldn't have to pay the bill, I didn't think he meant we'd be dining and dashing. FML
Today, my boyfriend and I were out to eat. The waiter came and asked what we wanted. My boyfriend said he wanted a cheeseburger and I told the waiter I'd have the same. My boyfriend looked at me and said, "Are you sure you don't want a salad?" FML
Today, I went on my first date in nearly a year. A few minutes into the meal, he called me "scrumptious" and made animal noises for the rest of it. FML
Today, I went on a date with a guy who insisted on eating off my plate the whole night. He didn't order his own food, because according to him, "it’s more intimate to share." He didn’t get why I found the whole deal off-putting. FML
Today, I went on a dinner date with the guy I like. He ate all his food then started eating off my plate, going on to eat over half of my food. When the bill came, he made me pay for it. FML
Today, I went out on a first date. He insisted we go to McDonald's and split a Happy Meal because he "didn't want to waste any money on a first date." FML
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Busymomma12 6
and thats when you got up and left
ivolleyball12 12
I hope you said l “and you’re having dinner by yourself”
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Comments (47)
CoyoteOldOne 17
"You're having the salad." "Well, since we're ordering for each other, I guess you can eat shit."
Wintermelons 19
“And you are having a fist to your face”
Catlover1130 14
And that's when I would've grabbed my purse, said "And you're having this date by yourself!" and walked out.
Razell 13
"That's alright, I brought enough money that I can pay for my own steak. You don't mind going dutch, right?"
InfiniteSecret 20
I would've ended the date right then and there. No point wasting time on someone like that ?
rety1 13
I would've asked to be seated elsewhere and inhaled the biggest steak they had in the place.
mrsmisled519121 6
I think you meant you went on a LAST date with a guy
Stefany Baillargeon 9
I would have said. Sure. let me run to the bathroom and I will be right back. let him order whatever and eat alone.
sunnyskys 25
Better have followed that with, “ your having salad, I’m having salad and we are splitting the prime rib and the bill.” lol
sunnyskys 25
Some times you don’t have much money lol kind of a fun way to save money and get what you want
maserle 8
As a man i do not understand what the problem is with guys thinking woman should just order salads. like why tho?