Today, my date refused to pay for my dinner, even though he promised to beforehand. It turns out, he assumed I would just be ordering a salad for dinner, "based on your slim figure". FML
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Halloween
A failed costume, stolen candy and a very real scare: Halloween, the one night when fear is allowed.
Today, I was on a first date. When the bill came, he refused to pay for my $6 salad. I had to go ATM-hunting to pay for my $6 salad. FML
Today, I went on a date at a restaurant with a guy. When he promised I wouldn't have to pay the bill, I didn't think he meant we'd be dining and dashing. FML
Today, I went on a first date with a guy. As soon as we sat down at the restaurant, he immediately snatched my menu and said "You're having salad." FML
Today, I went on a dinner date with the guy I like. He ate all his food then started eating off my plate, going on to eat over half of my food. When the bill came, he made me pay for it. FML
Today, I went on a date with a guy who seemed to be quite the gentleman. I was proven wrong when he told me to "shut it" during dinner, stiffed me on the bill, and then left me at the restaurant so he could get his own taxi home. FML
Today, a guy invited me to a first date at a new restaurant. I was going to pay my way, but when he saw how steep the bill was, he insisted that I pay for his meal too, to prove I'm a "real feminist". FML
Today, I had a date at a formal restaurant I'm well known at. My date showed up two and a half hours late with a jogging suit on, and then got mad at me for ordering, eating, and paying without him. FML
Today, my date mugged me, just minutes after I paid our bill at the restaurant. FML
Today, I was out on a dinner date when suddenly a girl walks up to us and says to my date, "Girl, you can do so much better." Hearing this, my date looks at me, nods, gets up and walks off. I still had to pay for everything. FML
Today, I went on a date. I took her out to an expensive steak house. When she was done eating, she got up, said she was married, and told me she only accepted the date because I'd be paying for it. FML
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Top comments
PenguinPal3017 19
Unless you ordered something much more expensive this is ridiculous. If everything on the menu was $15-20 and you ordered the one $90 item this would be fair, but expecting you to order a salad is just insane.
draghkar 18
It’s a small price to pay to get that kind of information up front.
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Comments (21)
Donut_Wizard 23
Ahh, but he didn’t know that you had ordered a cup check for him for dessert.
joeyl1990 28
You think he deserved to get hit in the balls because of that?
PenguinPal3017 19
Unless you ordered something much more expensive this is ridiculous. If everything on the menu was $15-20 and you ordered the one $90 item this would be fair, but expecting you to order a salad is just insane.
Chazzster 32
This was the very best comment so far! It’s not unreasonable to expect your date to order a similarly priced entree as their host. For example if the guy ordered a hamburger and his date ordered a lobster he has reason to complain. But to expect your date to just order a small salad is ridiculous. And, by the way, most meal type salads cost about the same as a regular entree in many restaurants.
Tess Bautista 4
thats happened to me before😅😅😅
draghkar 18
It’s a small price to pay to get that kind of information up front.
dexter420 21
Let me guess. Umm. You ordered the lobster
RichardPencil 32
So, Slim, I guess his chances of getting laid are slim to none?
CrazyTrainWreck 19
Snap into a slim jim
Rabite 28
I hope you just stood up and left.
BaconDevil87057 2
Lol what in the ****.
ARISKomuniszt 24
Fast metabolisms are awesome amirite