Today, I went on a first date with a guy. As soon as we sat down at the restaurant, he immediately snatched my menu and said "You're having salad." FML
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Today, I was on a first date. When the bill came, he refused to pay for my $6 salad. I had to go ATM-hunting to pay for my $6 salad. FML
Today, my date refused to pay for my dinner, even though he promised to beforehand. It turns out, he assumed I would just be ordering a salad for dinner, "based on your slim figure". FML
Today, I went on my first date in 8 years. While we were looking at the menu, the guy said: "So if you're vegetarian, why're you so fat?" FML
Today, I went on a date for the first time in ages, only to realize that the guy I was seeing chose to take us to a specific restaurant in able to stalk his ex. FML
Today, I went on a date at a restaurant with a guy. When he promised I wouldn't have to pay the bill, I didn't think he meant we'd be dining and dashing. FML
Today, my boyfriend and I were out to eat. The waiter came and asked what we wanted. My boyfriend said he wanted a cheeseburger and I told the waiter I'd have the same. My boyfriend looked at me and said, "Are you sure you don't want a salad?" FML
Today, I went on my first date in nearly a year. A few minutes into the meal, he called me "scrumptious" and made animal noises for the rest of it. FML
Today, I went on a date with a guy who insisted on eating off my plate the whole night. He didn't order his own food, because according to him, "it’s more intimate to share." He didn’t get why I found the whole deal off-putting. FML
Today, I went on a dinner date with the guy I like. He ate all his food then started eating off my plate, going on to eat over half of my food. When the bill came, he made me pay for it. FML
Today, I went out on a first date. He insisted we go to McDonald's and split a Happy Meal because he "didn't want to waste any money on a first date." FML
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Busymomma12 6
and thats when you got up and left
ivolleyball12 12
I hope you said l “and you’re having dinner by yourself”
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Comments (47)
Max Moment 4
And he is having dinner alone.
storm74 9
So...no second date, then?
RichardPencil 32
You should have ordered the Cobb Salad in a taco bowl with a quart of ranch dressing and a side boat of Alfredo sauce.
TheJawsman 18
I was going to come up with a really witty comment to this, and then realized that within the first five comments was every iteration of what I thought might sound cool. :P
BossyC94 6
At that moment my date would be over unless it was some kind of joke. Just me though.
tonyfan00 38
Let me guess: he was either a deer or an exterminator vegan?
tonyfan00 38
Not sure if autocorrect made the comment better or worse...meant to put down "extreme".
PenguinPal3017 19
I was on a first date with a girl once who wouldn't stop telling me that she only ordered salad because of a medical condition she had and not because she didn't like me. I never would have assumed that a salad signals that you don't like your date.
DanielleinDC 34
If the person chooses to have salad for whatever reason, that's okay. If a guy insists his date have salad--and on the first date--that's a problem.
Nikkii Tonnies 6
Oh helll no
raspution 21
First and last date. Hope you made him wear the salad.
Yudith 28
I hope she left before the waiter even brought the salad and her date had to eat it alone by himself.
RichardPencil 32
“And you’re going to die alone.”