Today, I went on a first date with a guy. As soon as we sat down at the restaurant, he immediately snatched my menu and said "You're having salad." FML
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Today, I was on a first date. When the bill came, he refused to pay for my $6 salad. I had to go ATM-hunting to pay for my $6 salad. FML
Today, my date refused to pay for my dinner, even though he promised to beforehand. It turns out, he assumed I would just be ordering a salad for dinner, "based on your slim figure". FML
Today, I went on my first date in 8 years. While we were looking at the menu, the guy said: "So if you're vegetarian, why're you so fat?" FML
Today, I went on a date for the first time in ages, only to realize that the guy I was seeing chose to take us to a specific restaurant in able to stalk his ex. FML
Today, I went on a date at a restaurant with a guy. When he promised I wouldn't have to pay the bill, I didn't think he meant we'd be dining and dashing. FML
Today, my boyfriend and I were out to eat. The waiter came and asked what we wanted. My boyfriend said he wanted a cheeseburger and I told the waiter I'd have the same. My boyfriend looked at me and said, "Are you sure you don't want a salad?" FML
Today, I went on my first date in nearly a year. A few minutes into the meal, he called me "scrumptious" and made animal noises for the rest of it. FML
Today, I went on a date with a guy who insisted on eating off my plate the whole night. He didn't order his own food, because according to him, "it’s more intimate to share." He didn’t get why I found the whole deal off-putting. FML
Today, I went on a dinner date with the guy I like. He ate all his food then started eating off my plate, going on to eat over half of my food. When the bill came, he made me pay for it. FML
Today, I went out on a first date. He insisted we go to McDonald's and split a Happy Meal because he "didn't want to waste any money on a first date." FML
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Busymomma12 6
and thats when you got up and left
ivolleyball12 12
I hope you said l “and you’re having dinner by yourself”
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Comments (47)
ChakatBlackstar 29
"If you're going to tell me what I'm getting, I'm gonna tell you what you're NOT getting tonight: Laid"
worldclassrager 41
Cheep date....but taco salad add chicken shrimp or salmon depending on the place... Of course this might be way off since this is unknown type of restaurant...
Luke16eirb7deneuwn1 20
And then you magically disappeared whilst going to the toilet
Lobby_Bee 18
"Yes, a salad for me please with a side of 20oz rib eye steak and gravy mashed potatoes, in a take out box."
Lily_Rain77 25
"And you're having dinner alone"
onceuponatime456 16
I take it you got up and left?
Kristoffer 35
"You're having dinner alone"
musiclover1316 19
Hope that will be the only time you have a date with that asshole
mercedesm 28
Run!
Meghan Pappas 7
before leaving the restaurant immediately I would have punched him in the face!