Today, I was woken up from a phone call from my boss. He asked if I had been asleep. I told him I wasn't, that I was in my car on the way to work. Then my alarm went off. FML
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Halloween
A failed costume, stolen candy and a very real scare: Halloween, the one night when fear is allowed.
Today, I woke up at 5:30 and made the half hour drive to work only to find out that it was my day off. After finally getting back home and into bed, my boss called, requesting that I come back to work since I was "already up". FML
Today, I set my alarm to wake up early for work. It turns out I set it for PM instead of AM. I woke up to my boss calling me, asking if I was still alive. FML
Today, I wasn't sure if I would have to go to work. My mom told me the night before that she would wake me up if I had to. I woke up, and seeing that it was past the time I normally go to work, I happily assumed I got called off. That is, until I got a phone call from my boss asking me why I wasn't there yet. FML
Today, my alarm went off, and in my half-asleep state, I grabbed my phone and snoozed it. When I woke up an hour later, I realized I'd actually snoozed my work email notification for the same amount of time, and my boss was emailing me every five minutes, asking where I was. FML
Today, I was really, REALLY tired at work. I went to the restroom to take a little break, and must have dozed off, because I was awoken by my boss, knocking on the door of the stall. Apparently, I had been snoring. FML
Today, my boss phoned me and asked me why I wasn't at work. I was in the staff room. I'd said hello to her as I came in the door. FML
Today, sleeping in a little late, I was woken up by my phone. Still tired, I quickly checked the display to realize it was my girlfriend calling. I pick up the phone saying, "Hey baby girl!" She seemed pretty startled, so I double-checked and realized it was my new boss, who has the name as my girlfriend. FML
Today, after having been off due to the holidays, I awoke to several missed calls and texts from my supervisor asking where I was. Fearing losing my job, I drove the entire 2-hour commute thinking I’d missed a day. I hadn't; he was just trying to get my weekly reports early. FML
Today, I heard my alarm go off, dragged myself out of bed, had breakfast and got ready for work. As I was heading out the door I checked the time again. It was 1:41 AM. Apparently my alarm never actually went off. FML
Today, I was sitting in my car waiting my shift to start. I must've fallen asleep because I woke up to a call from my boss firing me. I was in the parking lot. FML
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lmaoatyourlife 0
Im confused, if you was meant to be on your way to work at that time then why was your alarm set for a later time?
Ellowise_fml 0
Today, I lied to my boss and he found out. FML ...... wow......... YDI
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Comments (45)
wtfyouresocute 0
first HAHAA i've always wanted to do that
jts2 3
Bad. Anyway, sucks when your lyin' self is revealed, huh? Just hope that it didn't end too badly.
YDIBITCHES 0
Where'd #1 go?
HahaYDI 0
Maybe the FML website got tired of people shouting "FIRST ZOMG!!!". And they decided to just get rid of that number. SO now we can all start an FML by shouting "Second!!".
RachelTM 0
Now now, don't give them any ideas! ;-)
minnieminroe 0
*giggles*
lifebarelyeffed 0
Comment moderated for rule-breaking.
yeah being first is nice i always thank the academy when im first. i think us first posters get too much hate
wtfyouresocute 0
thank you haha !!
billyhirvine09 0
your gay. I hate it when people shout first. I mean no one cares if your first or not you just make yourself sound dumb.
geovanni 9
but he made a joke of it
lmaoatyourlife 0
Im confused, if you was meant to be on your way to work at that time then why was your alarm set for a later time?
MagicMeds 0
I think he was being polite like "nah you didn't wake me up it's cool" when his boss obviously did. Not at all an FML
Intoxicunt 6
It's not that hard to understand. It's happened to me, but it was my mom calling to make sure I was up doing chores. I set my alarm clock and managed to sleep through it, possibly hitting the snooze, for hours. This could be the case. The boss called to see where they were, I assume because they were supposed to be at work.
realsiq 0
hahahaha thats FUNNY i hope he found the humor in that
Mangusu 0
Haha, its like a scene straight of a movie. This one needs to be illustrated.
Ellowise_fml 0
Today, I lied to my boss and he found out. FML ...... wow......... YDI
Chaith 16
YDI for not having your alarm set to radio. You might have even won him over. Haha.
Lolly90 0
YDI for lieing about something really stupid.
lolwatlol 0
watch alarm, cell phone alarm, etc.
HookEmTexas07 0
Wait. Were you supposed to be at work early or something? Or was your alarm clock set later than usual? This makes no sense...why would your boss be calling you before you typically even wake up let alone be in your car?