Today, I went on a fifth date with a guy, and he asked me if we could be boyfriend and girlfriend. Just after I said yes, he pulled out a contract and asked me to sign on the dotted line. FML
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Today, I went on what I thought was my fifth date with a guy. We finally got intimate and it was amazing. As soon as it was over, he said : "Sorry babe, I should get going. I have a date tomorrow and I'd hate to be tired for it." FML
Today, my boyfriend of five days proposed to me at the mall. FML
Today, my boyfriend asked me to marry him by handing me a ring and telling me, "Okay we're engaged now." I should have seen it coming when we started dating, I went to his house one night and as I was leaving he said, "Okay you're my girlfriend now." FML
Today, another man proposed to my girlfriend. She said yes. FML
Today, my boyfriend proposed to me by handing me a ring and saying, "Let's get this dumb shit over and done with." FML
Today, my boyfriend of four years proposed to me and I said yes. A few hours later, I found out he's been talking to multiple other girls for about three months. FML
Today, after five years of dating, my boyfriend finally proposed to me. The words "just think of the tax breaks" were uttered. FML
Today, I had a third date with a great guy. Over dinner, he told me that he wanted to see more of me. When I agreed, he pulled out his schedule book and started to tell me he was dating 5 other women besides me. He then told me what week in the "rotation" would be mine. He wasn't kidding. FML
Today, the guy I've been seeing for a little over a week proposed to me. FML
Today, I got turned down by the person who has been wanting to date me for five months. FML
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Top comments
OhDearBetrayal 25
Make sure you read the fine print.
ApologyKick 25
That's kinda cute don't you think? Hopefully he wasn't being serdead serious though.
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Comments (231)
Canchan 12
No Fifty Shades of Grey jokes ? I'm surprised .
shadexilmaendu 4
Probably because no one wants to read that shit, so no one got the reference.
ebonyirony 29
I read an excerpt. It seemed too tame/corny for bdsm but I'm hoping it gets better.
AGhost5445 25
What's the reference?
glittercookies 12
I read it. Ive read a lot of bdsm books. 50 shades does a pretty decent job if your guilty pleasure is reading sappy badly written romance novels. Like me.
xalba 9
It does get better, and I was wondering the same thing. How come no one made a joke of it lol.
afrantoremember 0
I was thinking the same exact thing!
ebonyirony 29
Maybe it's a little vague
starprincess49 0
Haha sounds like you're dating Sheldon
vbmg152 19
You didn't sign it, did you? I would've ran the other way as fast as I could. There's something wrong with him!!
PhishloverA 14
Wow, that's a lot of dates before you start dating
your_ma 27
How can you date before you start dating..? Do you need a lie down or something?!
ForeverEminem1 5
um you can go out on a date and still not officially be dating.
your_ma 27
I guess that's an American thing. To my mind going out on dates = dating... :/
KiiwiiRox 6
You might want to check what you're signing. You could possibly end up being his sex slave or something bad lol What the hell was he on??
nabee26 15
41- Yes because if she signs that contract, she's legally bound to do anything he wanted if she signed. Get real! Something like that would not hold up in court. It's sounds ridiculous and the judge would probably think the same.
KiiwiiRox 6
Did you not read my LOL? No duh she wouldn't HAVE to do it...jeez
outoftown 27
#41, Parole, or had legal problems with dating before. #84, Who needs the hassle and expense if this weird guy tries to enforce it legally?
Leslier_fml 4
Maybe you should make a contract
Bacontree 14
Usually, when I start dating someone and I'm asked if we're 'official' yet, and I always reply that I haven't signed a contract or anything...
persianchikk 0
Maybe hes dated u before lol
nabee26 15
42- Ummmm where's Waldo? Lol (sorry it was itching to come out)
PhishloverA 14
Wow that's a lot of date to go on before becoming official
ravenh1979 13
He wasn't serious?? Was he? Lol
KommanderKush420 5
Now thats what I call commitment.