Today, I went on a fifth date with a guy, and he asked me if we could be boyfriend and girlfriend. Just after I said yes, he pulled out a contract and asked me to sign on the dotted line. FML
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Dead leaves, the first cold of the season and an umbrella flipped inside out: fall, the season of grace.
Today, I went on what I thought was my fifth date with a guy. We finally got intimate and it was amazing. As soon as it was over, he said : "Sorry babe, I should get going. I have a date tomorrow and I'd hate to be tired for it." FML
Today, my boyfriend of five days proposed to me at the mall. FML
Today, my boyfriend asked me to marry him by handing me a ring and telling me, "Okay we're engaged now." I should have seen it coming when we started dating, I went to his house one night and as I was leaving he said, "Okay you're my girlfriend now." FML
Today, another man proposed to my girlfriend. She said yes. FML
Today, my boyfriend proposed to me by handing me a ring and saying, "Let's get this dumb shit over and done with." FML
Today, my boyfriend of four years proposed to me and I said yes. A few hours later, I found out he's been talking to multiple other girls for about three months. FML
Today, after five years of dating, my boyfriend finally proposed to me. The words "just think of the tax breaks" were uttered. FML
Today, I had a third date with a great guy. Over dinner, he told me that he wanted to see more of me. When I agreed, he pulled out his schedule book and started to tell me he was dating 5 other women besides me. He then told me what week in the "rotation" would be mine. He wasn't kidding. FML
Today, the guy I've been seeing for a little over a week proposed to me. FML
Today, I got turned down by the person who has been wanting to date me for five months. FML
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OhDearBetrayal 25
Make sure you read the fine print.
ApologyKick 25
That's kinda cute don't you think? Hopefully he wasn't being serdead serious though.
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Comments (231)
AnEvilLemon 9
Either Sheldon Cooper from Big Bang Theory or it could be Vork from The Guild.
feranmi101 0
Am I a bad person for finding this kinda cute I mean it's weird but if he was playing I would laugh and probably fall a little for him
soccerluver315 14
OH my god... It's Sheldon Cooper's relationship agreement. ;)
perdix 31
You should bring it to your lawyer for him to review and make counter-proposals to any terms that are currently unfavorable to you. Surely, you are entitled to reasonable chick flickage and a zero-tolerance policy against leaving the toilet seat up.
Sariiiiiii 0
50 Shades of Grey ? lol.
JoshZ 0
Wait a second!, Sheldon Cooper?!?!
navymansgirl 7
I guess he read fifty shades of grey and thinks every girls wants that lol
cookie_crumble89 11
Is he a fifty shades of grey fanatic?!
duy0304 1
he likes you in a special way.
KM96 24
So ... Did you?