Today, I went on a fifth date with a guy, and he asked me if we could be boyfriend and girlfriend. Just after I said yes, he pulled out a contract and asked me to sign on the dotted line. FML
Collection
Fall
Dead leaves, the first cold of the season and an umbrella flipped inside out: fall, the season of grace.
Today, I went on what I thought was my fifth date with a guy. We finally got intimate and it was amazing. As soon as it was over, he said : "Sorry babe, I should get going. I have a date tomorrow and I'd hate to be tired for it." FML
Today, my boyfriend of five days proposed to me at the mall. FML
Today, my boyfriend asked me to marry him by handing me a ring and telling me, "Okay we're engaged now." I should have seen it coming when we started dating, I went to his house one night and as I was leaving he said, "Okay you're my girlfriend now." FML
Today, another man proposed to my girlfriend. She said yes. FML
Today, my boyfriend proposed to me by handing me a ring and saying, "Let's get this dumb shit over and done with." FML
Today, my boyfriend of four years proposed to me and I said yes. A few hours later, I found out he's been talking to multiple other girls for about three months. FML
Today, after five years of dating, my boyfriend finally proposed to me. The words "just think of the tax breaks" were uttered. FML
Today, I had a third date with a great guy. Over dinner, he told me that he wanted to see more of me. When I agreed, he pulled out his schedule book and started to tell me he was dating 5 other women besides me. He then told me what week in the "rotation" would be mine. He wasn't kidding. FML
Today, the guy I've been seeing for a little over a week proposed to me. FML
Today, I got turned down by the person who has been wanting to date me for five months. FML
Feel like sharing it with the other FML users?
Thanks, your FML was submitted, and will appear in the moderation queue soon!
Top comments
OhDearBetrayal 25
Make sure you read the fine print.
ApologyKick 25
That's kinda cute don't you think? Hopefully he wasn't being serdead serious though.
Add a comment · Reply to
You must be logged in to be able to post comments!
Comments (231)
ichoosetobe 10
That's actually kinda cute. :)
SweetCelestia 1
Ha, reminds me of the roommate agreement. Sheldon Cooper anyone? EDIT- 52 beat me to it, I guess. x3
soccerluver315 14
Haha, I Thought of that too.. My first thought was that Amy Farra-Fowler got an FML account, which would be very much needed if I was in a relationship with Sheldon...
ViolentJulySmile 0
Run while you can!!
s0ulslack 20
Run away, run for your life. Also post his name and number on CL alot haha
UrCapsLockOn 12
I THINK HE'S HILARIOUS
piff7 14
Overly Attached Girlfriend: "THIS GUY IS PERFECT!"
andiewithlove 21
Quick! Fine a loophole!
pexy_fml 16
What is he? A lawyer !?
AcieMcG 21
Smart man
mrkck 0
Be careful. You may have just co -signed his mortgage agreement.