Today, I went on a fifth date with a guy, and he asked me if we could be boyfriend and girlfriend. Just after I said yes, he pulled out a contract and asked me to sign on the dotted line. FML
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Dead leaves, the first cold of the season and an umbrella flipped inside out: fall, the season of grace.
Today, I went on what I thought was my fifth date with a guy. We finally got intimate and it was amazing. As soon as it was over, he said : "Sorry babe, I should get going. I have a date tomorrow and I'd hate to be tired for it." FML
Today, my boyfriend of five days proposed to me at the mall. FML
Today, my boyfriend asked me to marry him by handing me a ring and telling me, "Okay we're engaged now." I should have seen it coming when we started dating, I went to his house one night and as I was leaving he said, "Okay you're my girlfriend now." FML
Today, another man proposed to my girlfriend. She said yes. FML
Today, my boyfriend proposed to me by handing me a ring and saying, "Let's get this dumb shit over and done with." FML
Today, my boyfriend of four years proposed to me and I said yes. A few hours later, I found out he's been talking to multiple other girls for about three months. FML
Today, after five years of dating, my boyfriend finally proposed to me. The words "just think of the tax breaks" were uttered. FML
Today, I had a third date with a great guy. Over dinner, he told me that he wanted to see more of me. When I agreed, he pulled out his schedule book and started to tell me he was dating 5 other women besides me. He then told me what week in the "rotation" would be mine. He wasn't kidding. FML
Today, the guy I've been seeing for a little over a week proposed to me. FML
Today, I got turned down by the person who has been wanting to date me for five months. FML
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Top comments
OhDearBetrayal 25
Make sure you read the fine print.
ApologyKick 25
That's kinda cute don't you think? Hopefully he wasn't being serdead serious though.
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Comments (231)
xXHollowIchigoXx 17
For commitment? o.0
SmittyJA24 26
Is this what you girls mean by "making it official"??
gheebuttersnaps 4
No, that's just the overly attached girlfriend meme.
lsd_withdiamonds 7
He was just making it official! Hopefully he wasn't serious, though. Otherwise, its kind of funny.
TBelle4Ever 15
Is that Sheldon and Amy's bf/gf agreement?
missunderstanded 5
never sign anything before you read it! and thats, different.....
outoftown 27
Who in their right mind would thumb you down for suggesting reading before signing? Oh, yeah -- perps.
outoftown 27
Who in their right mind would thumb this down? Oh, yeah -- perps.
outoftown 27
*abashed apology for double post
SystemofaBlink41 27
Read the fine print... READ IT!
Ugi 27
Is he a lawyer by any chance? I wonder what duties you have signed up to on your side of the contract?! I'm concerned that your new guy is genuinely deranged.
Trisha_aus 15
Better call Saul
day624 14
Tell him your going to need your lawyer to look over it
Sandman366 6
Was it a 2 year contract, or just indemnification for him?
daner10 5
Sheldon?
TBelle4Ever 15
That us from the show, Big Bang Theory. He is a genius that is not a big romantic, but he somehow got a girlfriend that is like him and his personality, and he made her sign a contract to make their relationship binding.
DracoSpirita 21
^Thanks for clearing that up. >_>