Today, my workplace was having a raffle and was giving away a Venus shaving kit. A co-worker won, but instead of keeping it, she walked over and handed the basket to me in front of everyone, said "You need it more" and walked away. FML
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Halloween
A failed costume, stolen candy and a very real scare: Halloween, the one night when fear is allowed.
Today, I won a raffle organised by a friend. I discovered one of the "prizes" was actually a present that I had given to her, that she had "loved". When I asked her where she had gotten it, she said, "Oh, just some crap someone gave me once." She didn't even remember that I had given it to her. FML
Today, I went with my sister to her company Christmas party. They had a gift raffle, my number was called and I won $25 for a local restaurant. A few moments later, the manager came over and said, "You don't work here? You can't have that" and took it from me. FML
Today, when I went to work, my nice coworker gave me a gift basket. And cookies. I had to tell him that I caught his kid keying my car last night. FML
Today, at work, an old lady came through my line to buy some groceries. She told me she lost her purse and was a little short. It was busy, so I pulled out my little purse and gave her the money she needed. A few minutes later she returned with my boss, insisting that my purse was hers. FML
Today, someone at work put their used, bloodied tampon applicator back in its wrapper, and into the free tampon bin for some sucker to grab. That sucker was me. FML
Today, I lost it on my co-workers about how hard I've been working, picking up everyone's slack with no appreciation, and it was clear that I needed to find a job that actually rewarded hard work. As I went to grab my jacket to leave, I saw a cake and gift card for a cruise on the table, from the staff. FML
Today, at work, the prizes were given to the employee of the month. They come in to surprise the winner and give prizes. They come over to my cubicle and cover me with silly string. Jokingly, I said: "Do you guys have the wrong cubicle? " They did. The guy in the next cubicle won. FML
Today, while making a grand show of his generosity, my boss gave me my own commissions as a wedding gift. FML
Today, at work I noticed that the last of my pencils had been taken from my desk. I assumed it was the coworker who I've talked to at least ten times regarding taking my stationery. I approached her and, feeling brave, yelled at her in front of the entire office. I was holding the pencil. FML
Today, I won a meal for two in a raffle. I had no one to go with. FML
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louiserosen 4
Thats just bitchy and mean
zombieslayer83 19
Shave it for regifting next year.
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TatMan15 10
That's a low blow, sorry OP
TheChiver 7
The truth hurts sometimes but hey, in the long run its gonna help OP! I'm not gonna say the same for OP's hair though...
102Percent 5
What a dick. If he had made a big scene for it not only was he embarrassing you but showed his ungratefulness for his prize.
unhappybitch 8
#1 Those are some really nice Halos
ilovebacteria 6
I'm your venus i'm your fire your desire ;)
malfanese 6
Sounds like a clean-shaven deal!
Mattpig 15
Oooh! Burn!
kathuzada 6
If shaving involves burning I need to relearn hoe to shave
poccocurantes 7
Hoe shaving sounds like an interesting occupation, but you really should learn how to do it without burning them. Razor burn could effect their earning potential and it is all about repeat business.
louiserosen 4
Thats just bitchy and mean
zombieslayer83 19
Shave it for regifting next year.
lilhellian 27
Just be sure and put nametags or use a different wrapping paper so you don't mix it up with your bf/gf's present!
zombieslayer83 19
No vibrating presents here. LOL
poccocurantes 7
Actually shaving it would be a good gift this year if ya know what I mean ;)
miura_fml 17
It says you're a woman. so where exactly was she hinting you need to shave? And how would she know? Feel for ya though.
KaiCer0 8
That's a good point. Maybe she has hairy arms/legs?
missyj0 12
even if OP does have hairy arms or legs that doesn't give her co-worker any right to publicly humiliate her for something so personal as whether she shaves or not. Is the hair on her arms going to affect how she does her job? No, so she should mind her own damn business.
zombieslayer83 19
Or something else :-).
lilhellian 27
24 Honestly, that arguement can be applied to a bunch of shit. Like tatoos, piercings etc..
missyj0 12
Although I do have the same feelings towards tattoos and piercings in a workplace, hair isn't something you choose to have.
ichliebekekse 11
24- it would effect her working if they were a **** company.
Carmstro 13
27, I don't understand your point. Tattoos and piercings under most circumstances don't affect your ability to do your job. And under no circumstances would anyone deserve public humiliation for having tattoos, piercings, or excess hair. Do you believe they do?
dashizam 10
Wait, so I'm seriously supposed to shave my arms!?!??! That explains some things...
poccocurantes 7
#24- There is actually a market for that too. With titles like "Full Patch Adams" and Unshorn Love.
igive 29
Well, things got a little hairy between you two.
OrangeKnife 10
:| that's ****** up. I bet she has a mustache :3
MsConfusedd 27
Hey, dude. I read your profile, and if you want your "tough" relationship to work out, don't call girls hoes. That usually doesn't come across too well. Just sayin... and good job getting out of the gangs :)
TheGreatAlexande 12
I call my hoes "hoes" all the time, it's part of our repartee.
OrangeKnife 10
#32 Dedication 4 hoe is an entertainment rapping group, if you've ever heard of Lil Wayne or Tyga you would know.
lyvingvamp 15
Wow. How rude can people get?
TellMeWhatsDeath 14
Very rude.
astoryofroses 9
how rude can people get? I'm just gonna shave it and say nothing...
SiriusBlack97 17
I'm sorry your co-worker is mean and embarrassed you in front of all your pother co-workers. Some people just really suck.