Today, I was riding the bus. Suddenly, it appeared to start to snow inside the bus, and I assumed a window was open. When I looked up however, I discovered the girl in front of me putting her hair up in a ponytail. The so-called "snow" was coming off of her head. FML
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Fall
Dead leaves, the first cold of the season and an umbrella flipped inside out: fall, the season of grace.
Today, I was on the bus going to formal for my sorority. I was sitting in the 5th row of the bus when I felt raindrops on my face coming through the open window. I then realized it wasn't raining, but the girl in the 1st row was throwing up out her window and it was coming back in through my window. FML
Today, after seeing a cute girl on the bus, I tried to look cool by flipping my hair, only to smack the side of my head into the bus window. FML
Today, I was riding on the bus, when I felt a weird sensation on my hair. The person behind me was petting it. FML
Today, I was sitting on the bus when a large woman with what seemed like the flu came to sit beside me. After snorting hideously for five minutes, she picked up her scarf, blew her nose into it, and dropped it. It fell on my lap. When I stood up to leave the bus, there were streaks of snot on my new skirt. FML
Today, my dandruff got so bad that when I sneezed on the bus, it created a "blizzard" of dandruff, covering me, and two others in it. I'm now known as "Winter Wonderland". FML
Today, I got off from work and noticed that the weather finally warmed up after the recent snowstorm. I hopped into my car and rolled down the windows. When I opened the sun roof, a foot of snow came falling into my car. FML
Today, while watching a man in front of me on the bus remove his cap to scratch his noggin, I noticed the swarm of dandruff that was about to nail me in my face. FML
Today, as I walked on to the bus, the girl I liked whispered something to her friend. Curious, I asked what was so funny. She said she never realized that when I got on, I shook the bus. FML
Today, I spent an hour in a snowstorm waiting for my bus to show up. After I got fed up, I decided to just clean off my car and drive to work. After I was halfway finished swiping off the snow and ice stuck to my car, the bus drove right past me. FML
Today, I was riding the bus home from school. I was sitting by myself, and my backpack was occupying the seat next to me. A hot girl boarded the bus, and was standing right where I was sitting. I placed my backpack on my lap, freeing up the seat. The girl stood the entire bus ride. FML
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null_fml 11
So did you stick your tongue out to catch it?
jaydenjade 0
nasty!
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jaydenjade 0
nasty!
madie_hearts09 0
aww that's gross and sad because she didn't know:(
1800getalife 0
so u didn't make a snowman?
Subrosawolf 0
@79 Oh man! That's BRILIANT! (and you took the comment out of my mouth) But instead, he should've started a snowball fight. That Is a lot better than a snowman building exercise.
mcicycool 0
hooray man-made snow! :D
packerboy1280 0
its called dandruf
pipp360 0
ewewwwwwwww
PinkieKeen 20
Dandruff man
dabears1011234 27
Thats actually disgusting.
kaydee085 0
ewwwwwww!!
Jekkiie 0
you have pretty eyes :)
jaypineapple 0
so do you :)
AbscenceOfLuck 0
gross
Mx_Rider 6
i wish i had your eyes!!!
JojoBrown520 0
@2, You are EXTREMELY pretty :D
LforLove 0
I 5th that
Fusion_King1 0
you have the most amazing eyes!
nates0210 0
I like your eyes!
nickasaurus 0
I like the stupidity of the ppl comenting on eyes of complete strangers on fml :)
drzhottie148 0
lol at #145
ILikePopCorn 0
haha #145 same thing i was thinking.
treesdevin 0
disgusting ...
null_fml 11
So did you stick your tongue out to catch it?
babybubz 0
LMAO... eeeeeeew!
christys25 0
lol... frosted flacks!
UziTopete 0
"frosted flacks"?? ahaha sry I'm not correcting you I just find that halarious
ImaginaryFoe 1
#4 I actually gagged a little at that and the frosted flacks follow-up. Win BTW, thanks for clarifying that for everyone, #150.
beaiguana 4
Halarious? Not trying to correct you or anything but it was HILARIOUS XD
spekatan 10
I was thinking that too XD
original_angie 0
I wonder if she's heard of head and shoulders
Maddoctor 10
Head & Shoulders won't work if she has psoriasis, which is essentially an over-production of skin cells that can appear anywhere on the body and can be extremely hard to get rid of. When present on a person's head, it can be mistaken for dandruff and treated with a mild dandruff shampoo, although this can actually make flaking worse.
HotpinkKitties 0
Well thanks for that info #10, I find that I'm not in the mood for breakfast anymore.
Maddoctor 10
Oh well? It's a definite possibility the girl has a chronic medical condition like psoriasis. It's not a joke, it's a pain to live with and the people who have it are usually very sensitive about it.
ohrlynow 9
My dad has psoriasis; he has very thin skin that's covered with medium to large patches of flaky sores, including his scalp. He's also vain as all hell because of it, but I try not to give him a hard time. This girl may have had it, but she also could've just really done with a good deep conditioning :/ People get dry scalps during cold weather.
starberries 0
I doubt he's vain about it. I think you mean self-conscious.
DGross 8
Maybe she had legit snow in her hair from being outside waiting for the bus... ehh you can always hope, right?
comatoast 0
and maybe she's just nasty
thisismitch 3
eww
srunano 4
Damn weather is ******* everything up xD
autistic_pride 0
How did snow come from her hair? Snow is formed in clouds, not people. I don't understand.
purplemnm 9
um...dandruff looks like snow :D but saltier
Blink182ftw 0
ok... now tell me, how is this an fml? as long as it didnt touch you.. you have no reason to postt this Kthnxbye
AKADreyadigg 0
dandruff does not look like snow... you cannot mistake the two... unless you are truly and honestly retarded... this was just something stupid she probably made up so she could post something on fml... tsk tsk tsk
ollie1111 0
read my mind
tboy22 0
are u ******* retarded
benimin 6
Your name says it all
evwar 21
I really truly hope your trying to make a joke
dragonwarrior 3
That is nasty FYL