Today, I went on a date with the girl I like, to see The Fault In Our Stars. She didn't cry, but I did. Twice, hard. FML
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Halloween
A failed costume, stolen candy and a very real scare: Halloween, the one night when fear is allowed.
Today, a girl I've liked for months agreed to go to a movie. We were going to see Captain Marvel, but missed the show time, so we saw Five Feet Apart. Blessing in disguise, right? Wrong. She cried while holding my hand as she talked about how in love she is with another girl. FML
Today, me and my girlfriend went and saw "The Blind Side." I sobbed throughout the entire movie. My girlfriend didn't shed a tear. FML
Today, I took a girl out to dinner. Halfway through, she sighed and asked if it was all an episode of Disaster Date. FML
Today, I took my girlfriend to go see Les Misérables. I tried to stay tough but completely lost it and started sobbing when Anne Hathaway began singing. My girlfriend called me a wimp and stayed dry-eyed throughout the whole movie. I'm dating a robot. FML
Today, I was on a date with this girl I actually like. The date was going really well and it seemed like it would be a good night. While in the movie theater, I went to hold her hand and instead she gave me a hand shake and said, "You're so funny, I'm so glad we're friends". FML
Today, I went on a movie date with a guy. He brought his mom. FML
Today, I took a girl on a date. Her and her imaginary friends. FML
Today, I was on a date with a girl I've had feelings for since I was 14 (I'm 22). I took her out to dinner, then to a movie that we both liked and had a few drinks afterwards. I thought it was going really well until I was driving her home and she asked to be dropped off at her boyfriend's house. FML
Today, my girlfriend and I went to the cinema. Or rather, she went with her other boyfriend, and I happened to see them there. FML
Today, I watched "The Vow" with my girlfriend. When the movie ended, we walked out to the theatre's lobby, and I heard her mutter, "I deserve a guy like him." FML
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ErinRosado 14
No shame in that.
Watermelon2011 6
If she's a mature woman she would appreciate you showing emotions. :)
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Comments (207)
worldclassrager 41
So what? It means you have emotions not some rock hard guy...we'll see what the notebook brings
justkeez 11
She has no heart. I was in tears the whole movie
cailey1234567890 24
It is a very sad movie I mean i didnt cry. But my friend did.
STEALTHHUNTER88 13
No shame in that man. :D
khaled_almu 13
Some times crying is good
ZorroRooster 19
I got choked up/teary eyed, but I didn't quite cry. That movie has some powerful feels. No shame in crying!
kohler_thanyou 5
Maybe she read it in advance so she knew what was going to happen, and you didnt? No shame even if you knew! :)
Meggston 17
I read it twice, and still cried during the movie... Several times.
Drag0nb0rn 22
This is probably one of my favorite FMLs purely because of the names, brings back so many memories.
Meggston 17
There was a guy behind me who was taking his tweenage daughter and her friends and during the movie we heard him start sobbing and saying:"I'm a grown ass man"
Screamalovesong 7
Don't worry, I cried too when I saw that movie.