Today, I went on a date at a restaurant with a guy. When he promised I wouldn't have to pay the bill, I didn't think he meant we'd be dining and dashing. FML
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Halloween
A failed costume, stolen candy and a very real scare: Halloween, the one night when fear is allowed.
Today, I went on a date with a guy who seemed to be quite the gentleman. I was proven wrong when he told me to "shut it" during dinner, stiffed me on the bill, and then left me at the restaurant so he could get his own taxi home. FML
Today, I went on a dinner date with the guy I like. He ate all his food then started eating off my plate, going on to eat over half of my food. When the bill came, he made me pay for it. FML
Today, I went on a date with a guy. I lost interest in him quick, so I excused myself to go to the bathroom, hoping to make a run for the hills. As soon as I reached the front door, our server yells out, "I hope you’re not thinking about dining and dashing!" FML
Today, I was on a date with a guy I've been crushing on. In the middle of the dinner, he said he had to go get something from his car. When I asked what it was, he smiled and said it was a surprise. I waited for my surprise for half an hour. Then I decided to pay the bill and go home and cry. FML
Today, I was on a first date. When the bill came, he refused to pay for my $6 salad. I had to go ATM-hunting to pay for my $6 salad. FML
Today, I was on a dinner date with a guy I really like. I guess I was on my phone too much because halfway through the date he sent me a text saying how much my half of the bill would be. FML
Today, my date refused to pay for my dinner, even though he promised to beforehand. It turns out, he assumed I would just be ordering a salad for dinner, "based on your slim figure". FML
Today, I went on a date that went well, until the bill came and she quickly shoved it in my direction, then went to the loo. Rude, but I thought nothing of it… until our waiter took pity and told me I’m the fourth guy she’s had this week who'd been made to pay for her. I paid half, then went home. FML
Today, I went on a date. I took her out to an expensive steak house. When she was done eating, she got up, said she was married, and told me she only accepted the date because I'd be paying for it. FML
Today, my date mugged me, just minutes after I paid our bill at the restaurant. FML
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AriTheAirhead 10
He seems a bit cheap. I wouldn't be expecting any presents if you decide to go out with him.
blueberry_211 0
I'm hoping you don't go out on a date with him again ...
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Comments (122)
patrickalamo 48
He lacks honor. It is apparent he has never worked for a tip or had to pay for a table the jumped. Make him go back and pay or you go pay.
bubblepaarty 5
cheap bastard .
goldiefox 0
After that I'd like to use my adrenaline to have sex on a railroad :)
pondermuse 5
He may be a thief, but he is no liar...
FYLDeep 26
You should have stayed and paid on principle. You didn't need to be a jack-off like the guy you were dating.
Shadow_Phantom 26
I really hope you are not dating him anymore. FYL.
daftPunKt 4
I hope you didn't go along with him. What a cheap, disgusting ****.
brianjman14 23
I love a little adrenaline rush. :)
ikickgingers 15
I thought your horns was a batman puppet. I thumbed you up for no reason. Ikickgingers = 0 Batman looking hands = 1
brianjman14 23
They're not batman looking hands, they're the metal hand sign.
brianjman14 23
They're not batman looking hands. It's the metal hand sign. Edit: Sorry for posting this again. My other comment didn't show up so I thought I would post it again.
a_nutritionist 10
nobody gives a shit, dumbass.
ms_YoungMula 8
Lol something to tell the kids in the future
lolitroll_fml 0
Lol thats why you go to mcdonalds its cheap :D