Today, I went on a date at a restaurant with a guy. When he promised I wouldn't have to pay the bill, I didn't think he meant we'd be dining and dashing. FML
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Halloween
A failed costume, stolen candy and a very real scare: Halloween, the one night when fear is allowed.
Today, I went on a date with a guy who seemed to be quite the gentleman. I was proven wrong when he told me to "shut it" during dinner, stiffed me on the bill, and then left me at the restaurant so he could get his own taxi home. FML
Today, I went on a dinner date with the guy I like. He ate all his food then started eating off my plate, going on to eat over half of my food. When the bill came, he made me pay for it. FML
Today, I went on a date with a guy. I lost interest in him quick, so I excused myself to go to the bathroom, hoping to make a run for the hills. As soon as I reached the front door, our server yells out, "I hope you’re not thinking about dining and dashing!" FML
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Today, I went on a date that went well, until the bill came and she quickly shoved it in my direction, then went to the loo. Rude, but I thought nothing of it… until our waiter took pity and told me I’m the fourth guy she’s had this week who'd been made to pay for her. I paid half, then went home. FML
Today, I went on a date. I took her out to an expensive steak house. When she was done eating, she got up, said she was married, and told me she only accepted the date because I'd be paying for it. FML
Today, my date mugged me, just minutes after I paid our bill at the restaurant. FML
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Top comments
AriTheAirhead 10
He seems a bit cheap. I wouldn't be expecting any presents if you decide to go out with him.
blueberry_211 0
I'm hoping you don't go out on a date with him again ...
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Comments (122)
dr_horrible_ 10
Why are you complaining? That sounds fun!
champion1010101 0
Usualy the wait staff has to pay for that
ObviousMystery 0
Oh shit
MothsWings 4
Put laxatives in his brownies.
Pslcybn5 7
Breaking the law! Nice now you're wanted!!
cyncha89 0
Oh no! What a scrub! Find an employed man!
bmar97 5
yeah, why didnt you just pay for it then if that asshole didnt for you?
Ugi 27
I think the FML tells us this - OP wouldn't have gone if she had needed to pay. That strongly suggests she doesn't have the money (either on her or in general, we don't know). Stuck with no money and a guy who wants to dash she's in a pretty tough position.
SwtCherryPie 26
She still chose the immoral way out.
ohlalala_fml 0
You better thank god. Because if you two were my customers i wouldve given you something worth ******* your life over!
ndorsett 0
How would you know they would dine and dash?
WhitneyRuinous 6
You can pay for school, but you can't buy class. ;)
Stoneyyay 5
lol now thats a date. got dinner, conversation action drama and danger all rolled into one.... give him another shot, could be fun!