Today, I went on a date at a restaurant with a guy. When he promised I wouldn't have to pay the bill, I didn't think he meant we'd be dining and dashing. FML
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Dead leaves, the first cold of the season and an umbrella flipped inside out: fall, the season of grace.
Today, I went on a date with a guy who seemed to be quite the gentleman. I was proven wrong when he told me to "shut it" during dinner, stiffed me on the bill, and then left me at the restaurant so he could get his own taxi home. FML
Today, I went on a dinner date with the guy I like. He ate all his food then started eating off my plate, going on to eat over half of my food. When the bill came, he made me pay for it. FML
Today, I went on a date with a guy. I lost interest in him quick, so I excused myself to go to the bathroom, hoping to make a run for the hills. As soon as I reached the front door, our server yells out, "I hope you’re not thinking about dining and dashing!" FML
Today, I was on a date with a guy I've been crushing on. In the middle of the dinner, he said he had to go get something from his car. When I asked what it was, he smiled and said it was a surprise. I waited for my surprise for half an hour. Then I decided to pay the bill and go home and cry. FML
Today, I was on a first date. When the bill came, he refused to pay for my $6 salad. I had to go ATM-hunting to pay for my $6 salad. FML
Today, I was on a dinner date with a guy I really like. I guess I was on my phone too much because halfway through the date he sent me a text saying how much my half of the bill would be. FML
Today, my date refused to pay for my dinner, even though he promised to beforehand. It turns out, he assumed I would just be ordering a salad for dinner, "based on your slim figure". FML
Today, I went on a date that went well, until the bill came and she quickly shoved it in my direction, then went to the loo. Rude, but I thought nothing of it… until our waiter took pity and told me I’m the fourth guy she’s had this week who'd been made to pay for her. I paid half, then went home. FML
Today, I went on a date. I took her out to an expensive steak house. When she was done eating, she got up, said she was married, and told me she only accepted the date because I'd be paying for it. FML
Today, my date mugged me, just minutes after I paid our bill at the restaurant. FML
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AriTheAirhead 10
He seems a bit cheap. I wouldn't be expecting any presents if you decide to go out with him.
blueberry_211 0
I'm hoping you don't go out on a date with him again ...
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Comments (122)
AJ7777777 0
is op the same girl who offered the waiterss $100 as a fake tip?
Psyk_fml 11
Always always always go out with enough cash to cover for both of you, expect to pay for yourself, and be pleasantly surprised if the guy buys for you. If you wind up paying for the both of you and the reason is not acceptable/his portion of the bill is not refunded to you, either in straight cash or through him treating you on another occasion, you know damn well he's not worth your time (though most would figure this out sooner - freeloaders are often smoothtalkers, but freeloaders nonetheless). Going out anywhere with anyone, always EXPECT to pay your portion at least, whether it be a date or movie with friends or whatnot, if you don't pull your own weight around your friends or romantic interest, they'll probably dump your freeloading ass to the curb. IF the man wants to pay for both of you, don't look at it as the expected norm, but rather as a kindness and gift extended to you - being an ungrateful bitch to people who're giving you things is the surest way to ruin it. Aside from which, if you went along with his dine and dash you deserve it.
419 0
Did he make you tell the waitress that you were going to pay $100 if she was attentive to your needs?
Aweh_Olivia 13
Oooo , badass ;)
thatismessed 0
sounds like an old episode of ' 10 things i hate about you'
SdCounty33 0
You weren't holding up a 100$ bill were you?
Pushka 8
LoL classy, did u dash or did u have the balls to set him str8?
sgtwho 4
Damn it feels good to be a gangsta
babe7260 30
What's next, hold up a 7-11 for munchies??!!
kleeweirdos 0
That may be a bad thing to do-and I've always wanted to do that, so you have an awesome boyfriend. He obviously knows how to save money.