Today, I went for a hike with my new boyfriend on a fairly deserted trail my ex-husband had shown me awhile back. In all my hikes there, I've never seen another person and figured it would be okay to get intimate. Guess who came hiking past? That's right, my ex-husband. And our 8yr old son. FML
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Fall
Dead leaves, the first cold of the season and an umbrella flipped inside out: fall, the season of grace.
Today, I found out that after reuniting with an old boyfriend, getting close with his two year old son, and moving closer to him to properly be a part of their lives, he got back together with his ex-wife. FML
Today, I took my kids to the park. I saw my daughter playing with a kid who looked familiar. Turns out he was my ex’s son, whom I haven’t seen in years. I thought it was cute they played so well together, until my ex’s new girlfriend came over, screaming that I was trying to use my kid to get to her man. FML
Today, I went on a hiking date with my significant other. Trying to be adventurous and assertive, I suggested we take a shortcut through the woods. We got hopelessly lost and ended up spending the night in a deserted ranger station. Turns out, my idea of adventure is not quite as romantic as it sounds. FML
Today, I was out for a jog when I saw my ex-boyfriend walking towards me. I tried to duck behind a tree to avoid him, but I slipped on a plastic bag and fell into a lovely patch of mud. He saw the whole thing and walked away smirking. FML
Today, I went to meet my boyfriend for a walk. It's our anniversary, and I hadn't seen him in over a month because of the quarantine, so we agreed to meet, as long as we had the proper safety gear and were careful. On my way to meet him, I drove past a park. In it were twelve half-naked teenagers playing volleyball. FML
Today, I took my new girl out on a date after work. Ten minutes later, my ex-wife, her new boyfriend and my daughter showed up at the same restaurant and decided a double date would be fun. My ex lives an hour away. FML
Today, my date bumped into her ex-husband, who decided to join us for the rest of the dinner. FML
Today, I went to spend some time with my family. Unbeknownst to me, while I was having quality time with my family, my boyfriend of a year and a half was packing up his belongings and going back to his estranged wife. FML
Today my boyfriend left his camera with me. I wanted to see the recent photos we took at the park next to my house. I scrolled through and found pictures of him and his ex-girlfriend the weekend before at the same park, posing under the same tree we had taken a photo. We've been together for a year. FML
Today, I ran into my ex-boyfriend at the store, holding hands with his very pregnant girlfriend. They were buying baby supplies. We had a very nasty and painful breakup not even three months ago. FML
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nuked 0
You're an idiot
sireen 0
why would you go there if your ex husband showed you that spot....
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Comments (116)
cyber1029 4
This was completely your fault
fml_mu 10
I wonder what kind of woman u are? U have a kid and a husband but u desert them like that to go and get yourself banged by some1 else... It's because of women like you that this whole world has lost respect for the woman race and others women are not trusted. Women like you deserve worse than that. I pity your husband and son to have a wife and mother like you. Opps "Mother?" This word does not suit you.!!! Sorry!
SecretlySilent 0
Why would you have sex there anyway? That's what hidden caves are for. And hammocks if you have a privacy fence.
blink_kid 32
Perhaps one of them found out where you were headed and planned to "bump into" you? hehe
wilrock75 3
oh my god....I feel so bad for him
13yearoldpridigy 1
I don't see why you seem so surprised and upset. If your ex-husband showed you the trail then obviously he goes there, and he has the right to show your son. The trail isn't yours. BTW, why the HELL would you EVER get intimate in public?!
tazzy349 11
youre ******* stupid...how didnt you know your ex wouldnt be using the trail? he's the one that showed you
lowshadows 21
I'm guessing your husband divorced your ass after you cheated on him with the bf.
mixedone223 6
the birds and the bees no longer has to be explained
tinggo 5
That's probley why he has the kid,.