Today, I went deep-sea fishing with my friends. I told them my new phone case is waterproof, and I showed them by pouring a bit of water on it. My friend decided to throw it in the water for a better example. The case didn't float. FML
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Fall
Dead leaves, the first cold of the season and an umbrella flipped inside out: fall, the season of grace.
Today, my roommate was making a waterproof iPhone case and decided to use my phone to test it out. It didn't work. FML
Today, I was showing my new iPhone case to my friends, saying how it was scratchproof, shockproof, and waterproof. I demonstrated it by dropping it on the sidewalk from about 5 feet. It bounced onto the road. Apparently, its not truck-proof. FML
Today, I woke up to find my cat had knocked my phone into the toilet. As I fished it out, soaking wet, I thought, "Well, at least it's water-resistant." Turns out, my phone wasn't. FML
Today, my fancy rubber phone case did its job and saved my phone from damage when I dropped it on the bathroom counter. Unfortunately, it was rather useless after the massive bounce it took before landing in the toilet. FML
Today, I was going to propose to my girlfriend on my boat at the lake. As we were looking at the mountains all around us, she playfully pushed me off the side into the water. As I got back on the boat, I realized that not only was my cellphone dead, but the ring had fallen into the deep water. FML
Today, I was going to propose to my girlfriend on my boat at the lake. As we were looking at the mountains all around us, she playfully pushed me off the side into the water. As I got back on the boat, I realized that not only was my cellphone dead, but the ring had fallen into the deep water. FML
Today, my expensive, multi-feature, waterproof watch was destroyed... by water. FML
Today, my friend and I went boating. In the middle of the lake, we decided to jump in. We put our valuables in the boat and jumped in. When I tried to get back in the boat, it flipped over, and our cellphones, along with my car keys, are at the bottom of the lake. FML
Today, I was at a pool party with some friends. They grabbed and lifted me in the air, about to throw me in the pool. My iPhone was in my pocket, so I screamed "MY PHONE!" They paused so I could gently throw it onto a deck chair. It bounced, hit the concrete, and cracked its screen. FML
Today, I dropped my phone in water, and my friends told me to put it in rice to draw out the water. They put my phone in riceroni. My phone now smells like chicken and has rice seasoning stuck all over it. Needless to say it still doesn't work. FML
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Top comments
BSnapZ 21
Stupid people everywhere!
Earths_Venus 25
I think you need to throw your friend overboard and find out if he floats.
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Comments (144)
Tipperson 8
Ya see, this is why we can't have nice things.
DippinGrizzly907 27
Damnit! It's all your friends fault!! I wanted to get some nice things this week... Me sad now...
Croooow 11
How exciting! Maybe someday, thousands of years from now, your phone will be unearthed by archaeologists who will call it an artifact. :O
s3kShUn47 20
You kinda just copied what two other people said.....
jaspinkgrl01 18
Well...time to go phone diving.
trendkilla254 4
Why weren't you too busy catching fish. Should ask your guide for your money back. should be able to use it to buy a me phone.
worldclassrager 41
I would invest in a case that floated but I don't think that will be in production anytime soon
geekbuscus 19
Lifeproof already made it for iPhones as an accessory for their cases.
Recoveryben 15
The worst part about this is that it was "deep" sea fishing. Stick to the clear ponds with your stupid friend next time ;)
DippinGrizzly907 27
Next time?? Shoooot. I would a) never let my "friend" even look at my phone again and b) never grace him with the amazing activity of fishing with me again either. Bastard >:I
teentee401 37
I hope he pays for it
paperman84 7
Don't worry. Its a gift from you to SpongeBob.
JKPwnage 27
Waterproof does not mean it floats
TheJapaneseSushi 18
Even if you found it there's this thing called most cases are only water resistant to a certain depth typically 1m.