Today, I went deep-sea fishing with my friends. I told them my new phone case is waterproof, and I showed them by pouring a bit of water on it. My friend decided to throw it in the water for a better example. The case didn't float. FML
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Fall
Dead leaves, the first cold of the season and an umbrella flipped inside out: fall, the season of grace.
Today, my roommate was making a waterproof iPhone case and decided to use my phone to test it out. It didn't work. FML
Today, I was showing my new iPhone case to my friends, saying how it was scratchproof, shockproof, and waterproof. I demonstrated it by dropping it on the sidewalk from about 5 feet. It bounced onto the road. Apparently, its not truck-proof. FML
Today, I woke up to find my cat had knocked my phone into the toilet. As I fished it out, soaking wet, I thought, "Well, at least it's water-resistant." Turns out, my phone wasn't. FML
Today, my fancy rubber phone case did its job and saved my phone from damage when I dropped it on the bathroom counter. Unfortunately, it was rather useless after the massive bounce it took before landing in the toilet. FML
Today, I was going to propose to my girlfriend on my boat at the lake. As we were looking at the mountains all around us, she playfully pushed me off the side into the water. As I got back on the boat, I realized that not only was my cellphone dead, but the ring had fallen into the deep water. FML
Today, I was going to propose to my girlfriend on my boat at the lake. As we were looking at the mountains all around us, she playfully pushed me off the side into the water. As I got back on the boat, I realized that not only was my cellphone dead, but the ring had fallen into the deep water. FML
Today, my expensive, multi-feature, waterproof watch was destroyed... by water. FML
Today, my friend and I went boating. In the middle of the lake, we decided to jump in. We put our valuables in the boat and jumped in. When I tried to get back in the boat, it flipped over, and our cellphones, along with my car keys, are at the bottom of the lake. FML
Today, I was at a pool party with some friends. They grabbed and lifted me in the air, about to throw me in the pool. My iPhone was in my pocket, so I screamed "MY PHONE!" They paused so I could gently throw it onto a deck chair. It bounced, hit the concrete, and cracked its screen. FML
Today, I dropped my phone in water, and my friends told me to put it in rice to draw out the water. They put my phone in riceroni. My phone now smells like chicken and has rice seasoning stuck all over it. Needless to say it still doesn't work. FML
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Top comments
BSnapZ 21
Stupid people everywhere!
Earths_Venus 25
I think you need to throw your friend overboard and find out if he floats.
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Comments (144)
sjhill 32
Send him in after it....
christianpulis 17
There is no way that someone could be this stupid…but I've been wrong before
slyde32 12
and you are again, there's people out there even more stupid than this guy, no doubt
ZoroMiHawk 25
If you were a quick thinker you could have dived after it and retrieved it before it sank too much.
nix1993 41
Change 'quick thinker' to 'idiot with no self preservation instincts' and you're there! Smart people don't dive out into open sea for a phone.
Liyuesigs 8
It will become the evidence of our civilization thousands of years later.
weirdly_cute 11
Don't ever try to show off. Bad things come out of it
hunteryager 18
Well im sure he wasn't expecting his dumb ass "friend" to throw his phone into the sea.
False_Stupidity 42
I'd say your "friend" owes you a new phone and case. He seriously went a bit overboard with his example.
annarcheer 19
that's stupid. now u can't find it
Ohshitdude 21
and thats why you dont go to sea with stupid people.
Joshawott 21
Throw your friend to see if he's water proof.
Khaleesi_26 30
Make him walk the plank!