Today, I went deep-sea fishing with my friends. I told them my new phone case is waterproof, and I showed them by pouring a bit of water on it. My friend decided to throw it in the water for a better example. The case didn't float. FML
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Fall
Dead leaves, the first cold of the season and an umbrella flipped inside out: fall, the season of grace.
Today, my roommate was making a waterproof iPhone case and decided to use my phone to test it out. It didn't work. FML
Today, I was showing my new iPhone case to my friends, saying how it was scratchproof, shockproof, and waterproof. I demonstrated it by dropping it on the sidewalk from about 5 feet. It bounced onto the road. Apparently, its not truck-proof. FML
Today, I woke up to find my cat had knocked my phone into the toilet. As I fished it out, soaking wet, I thought, "Well, at least it's water-resistant." Turns out, my phone wasn't. FML
Today, my fancy rubber phone case did its job and saved my phone from damage when I dropped it on the bathroom counter. Unfortunately, it was rather useless after the massive bounce it took before landing in the toilet. FML
Today, I was going to propose to my girlfriend on my boat at the lake. As we were looking at the mountains all around us, she playfully pushed me off the side into the water. As I got back on the boat, I realized that not only was my cellphone dead, but the ring had fallen into the deep water. FML
Today, I was going to propose to my girlfriend on my boat at the lake. As we were looking at the mountains all around us, she playfully pushed me off the side into the water. As I got back on the boat, I realized that not only was my cellphone dead, but the ring had fallen into the deep water. FML
Today, my expensive, multi-feature, waterproof watch was destroyed... by water. FML
Today, my friend and I went boating. In the middle of the lake, we decided to jump in. We put our valuables in the boat and jumped in. When I tried to get back in the boat, it flipped over, and our cellphones, along with my car keys, are at the bottom of the lake. FML
Today, I was at a pool party with some friends. They grabbed and lifted me in the air, about to throw me in the pool. My iPhone was in my pocket, so I screamed "MY PHONE!" They paused so I could gently throw it onto a deck chair. It bounced, hit the concrete, and cracked its screen. FML
Today, I dropped my phone in water, and my friends told me to put it in rice to draw out the water. They put my phone in riceroni. My phone now smells like chicken and has rice seasoning stuck all over it. Needless to say it still doesn't work. FML
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Top comments
BSnapZ 21
Stupid people everywhere!
Earths_Venus 25
I think you need to throw your friend overboard and find out if he floats.
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Comments (144)
mejustmeandnotu 6
then how did you post this
rocker_chick23 27
A computer. You know, the things that people used when cellphones didn't have internet.
melody309 35
"a microwave oven"
Audem_fml 27
Of course it didn't. Waterproof doesn't mean that. I means it won't absorb the water, only that. Still FML, your friends are selfish.
bitchthankyou 4
waterproof yes, stupidproof no.
gwho 3
I don't keep asshole friends like this.
Omniprism 15
Your friend owes you a new phone AND case.
michael11562 7
Did you friend buy you a new case and phone? No? Alright then throw him in the sea with cinder blocks on his legs. That'll show him.
tralulilulalala 20
What a dumbass :/ I'm sorry OP
nialls_girl 13
Well I wonder if he floats...
kalbrek009 20
I'd have pushed them in and told them to retrieve my phone & that they couldn't come out until they did.
hockeybear77 12
Sorry about that OP... But on brighter side hope you won the jackpot for biggest fish.