Today, I went deep-sea fishing with my friends. I told them my new phone case is waterproof, and I showed them by pouring a bit of water on it. My friend decided to throw it in the water for a better example. The case didn't float. FML
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Fall
Dead leaves, the first cold of the season and an umbrella flipped inside out: fall, the season of grace.
Today, my roommate was making a waterproof iPhone case and decided to use my phone to test it out. It didn't work. FML
Today, I was showing my new iPhone case to my friends, saying how it was scratchproof, shockproof, and waterproof. I demonstrated it by dropping it on the sidewalk from about 5 feet. It bounced onto the road. Apparently, its not truck-proof. FML
Today, I woke up to find my cat had knocked my phone into the toilet. As I fished it out, soaking wet, I thought, "Well, at least it's water-resistant." Turns out, my phone wasn't. FML
Today, my fancy rubber phone case did its job and saved my phone from damage when I dropped it on the bathroom counter. Unfortunately, it was rather useless after the massive bounce it took before landing in the toilet. FML
Today, I was going to propose to my girlfriend on my boat at the lake. As we were looking at the mountains all around us, she playfully pushed me off the side into the water. As I got back on the boat, I realized that not only was my cellphone dead, but the ring had fallen into the deep water. FML
Today, I was going to propose to my girlfriend on my boat at the lake. As we were looking at the mountains all around us, she playfully pushed me off the side into the water. As I got back on the boat, I realized that not only was my cellphone dead, but the ring had fallen into the deep water. FML
Today, my expensive, multi-feature, waterproof watch was destroyed... by water. FML
Today, my friend and I went boating. In the middle of the lake, we decided to jump in. We put our valuables in the boat and jumped in. When I tried to get back in the boat, it flipped over, and our cellphones, along with my car keys, are at the bottom of the lake. FML
Today, I was at a pool party with some friends. They grabbed and lifted me in the air, about to throw me in the pool. My iPhone was in my pocket, so I screamed "MY PHONE!" They paused so I could gently throw it onto a deck chair. It bounced, hit the concrete, and cracked its screen. FML
Today, I dropped my phone in water, and my friends told me to put it in rice to draw out the water. They put my phone in riceroni. My phone now smells like chicken and has rice seasoning stuck all over it. Needless to say it still doesn't work. FML
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Top comments
BSnapZ 21
Stupid people everywhere!
Earths_Venus 25
I think you need to throw your friend overboard and find out if he floats.
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Comments (144)
ryanator008 23
Waterproof case? Don't make me laugh. I have a waterproof phone.
kmccain 27
Let's throw it in the ocean to test it.
DippinGrizzly907 27
Or better yet. Let me throw #31 in the water with the phone in his pocket. To truly test the phone. Test the phone for possible real life situations! It's the only way in my opinion... And I really Really wanna throw smart ass in the ocean...
cartedor 18
totally deserve it for showing off to your simpleton friends.
AFaye3964 17
Bye-bye phone and new case.
otumboo 10
your friend is a smart ass
nix1993 41
Or just an ass.
Wyseguy 1
Or a dumbass.
sweetnsourrr 11
You'd think people would have notice the sarcasm...
lovelyvampire 16
Your friends, simply enough said, are assholes.
telli164 30
Your friend is a nitwit OP! Make him pay!
buckdharma 38
Call up the fish and tell them it's okay to try the food you'll be sending down.
foxy_sunshine 8
Couldn't you just jump in and get it?
slyde32 12
in the open ocean? where they probably through burley in the water to attract fish? who probably attracted seals and sharks?
vikky538 29
I hope you got lucky at least in fishing...
VittorioCarter 8
You're friend is an idiot.
emmabear1995 18
#48 - You should probably refrain from calling people idiots until you can learn the correct use of the word "you're." In this case, it would be "your."
DippinGrizzly907 27
"Grammar baaadd" -Frank the grammar Monster Oh, and Frank thinks YOU'RE an idiot