Today, I went commando because its 98 degrees and sweaty boxers are a pain. While walking to class at UT I heard a girl laugh behind me, I turned and flashed a quick smile and kept walking. It turns out I had sweat through my khakis and she totally could see my crack. Texas weather sucks. FML
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Fall
Dead leaves, the first cold of the season and an umbrella flipped inside out: fall, the season of grace.
Today, I went commando for the first time at school. It went really well until gym class, when I got distracted and changed like I normally do. I didn’t realize my mistake until my friends started laughing. I accidentally stripped in front of my whole class. FML
Today, I took off my sweatshirt in the middle of class. The tanktop I was wearing underneath went with it. FML
Today, I accidentally spilled water on my pants, and my crotch got soaked. To make things worse, I was in class at the time, and I had to walk home afterward. On top of that, I had to pass through a mall, and there were so many people staring at me the whole way. FML
Today, while walking across campus, I stopped to look at my reflection in a window. I straightened my bra straps and then turned to the side to dig a wedgie out. It wasn't until I heard peals of laughter that I realized I couldn't see IN the classroom, but they could see OUT. FML
Today, at my volleyball tournament I was extremely pumped to start playing so I went to take my sweats off and everybody began to stare at me then I looked down to come to realize I had no spandex on, just a thong. FML
Today, I was giving a speech to my 300 some-odd person class. All throughout it, people had been giggling and cackling while I was speaking. I soon realized that my pants had been unzipped. I accidentally fell asleep with all my underwear in the washer last night and had gone commando that day. FML
Today, I was out hiking when I needed to go pee. I thought no one was there because it isn't popular so I pulled down my pants. I heard footsteps so I pulled my pants back up and kept walking. There were people behind me, and one of them came up and said, "Hey, your undies are showing." I was wearing hot pink ones. FML
Today, I went to school in my brand new shirt. It was loose fitting and a bit thin, so I wore a sweatshirt on top, intending to take it in once inside. When I got to my seat, I took off my sweatshirt, but also took off my shirt with it, flashing my whole class. FML
Today, I was substitute teaching a high school English class. A student discreetly told me that my zipper was open. I tried to zip it up, but the zipper got caught on my underwear. When I bent down to pick up my pen, my pants split. Before I turned around, I heard the sound of phones taking pictures. FML
Today, I was at the grocery store. I bent to get some dog food off the bottom shelf and felt my pants tear. My jeans split right across the back seam, showing everyone I was wearing a pink thong under them. I had to ditch my cart and leave as I had no way to cover myself. FML
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fmyalarmclock 0
Always wear underwear to avoid embarrassing situations..
therealist7131 0
That sucks. Texas weather is a bitch
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dumbass3 0
Y does your ass sweat so much?
blumpkin69 0
if you don't like it, get the **** out
DJ375 0
Hell yes!! I wish I could move back to NY
Natashakiable18 0
oh I agree with you, Texas weather sucks monkey balls!!!! =/ Sorry about what happened to you :(
fireandice92 0
Ahh, tht sucks, but I think I'd rather have that then up here in IL where this summer it's rained 95% of vacation so far!
guinness_fml 0
Born and raised in Austin. Only advice: wear shorts, not khakis. All the shorts I wear in the summer are the lightest material I can find so that I don't melt outside. And definitely don't go commando, you can find breezy boxers too. On the other hand, HOOK'EM!
FarSide 23
He could sell it to dumb asses like you. Deodorant does not stop you from perspiring. It de-ODOR-izes you. Antiperspirant eliminates perspiration.
Lou_Briccant 0
Welcome to the club man (the being in ridiculously hot weather club, not the no underwear club, you're on your own for that one). I live near Tampa and it's not even summer yet and I'm dying.
i_dunno_nadda 0
I feel your pain. My AC is out in my house. Texas heat sucks!
kinkoa 0
#44 ur a dumb*** for thinking its so hard to sweat i live in southern oklahoma and if its humid you will almost literally sweat buckets
myfishisBOBA 0
AHAHAHAHA!!!!!!!!!!