Today, I went commando because its 98 degrees and sweaty boxers are a pain. While walking to class at UT I heard a girl laugh behind me, I turned and flashed a quick smile and kept walking. It turns out I had sweat through my khakis and she totally could see my crack. Texas weather sucks. FML
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A failed costume, stolen candy and a very real scare: Halloween, the one night when fear is allowed.
Today, I went commando for the first time at school. It went really well until gym class, when I got distracted and changed like I normally do. I didn’t realize my mistake until my friends started laughing. I accidentally stripped in front of my whole class. FML
Today, I took off my sweatshirt in the middle of class. The tanktop I was wearing underneath went with it. FML
Today, I accidentally spilled water on my pants, and my crotch got soaked. To make things worse, I was in class at the time, and I had to walk home afterward. On top of that, I had to pass through a mall, and there were so many people staring at me the whole way. FML
Today, while walking across campus, I stopped to look at my reflection in a window. I straightened my bra straps and then turned to the side to dig a wedgie out. It wasn't until I heard peals of laughter that I realized I couldn't see IN the classroom, but they could see OUT. FML
Today, at my volleyball tournament I was extremely pumped to start playing so I went to take my sweats off and everybody began to stare at me then I looked down to come to realize I had no spandex on, just a thong. FML
Today, I was giving a speech to my 300 some-odd person class. All throughout it, people had been giggling and cackling while I was speaking. I soon realized that my pants had been unzipped. I accidentally fell asleep with all my underwear in the washer last night and had gone commando that day. FML
Today, I was out hiking when I needed to go pee. I thought no one was there because it isn't popular so I pulled down my pants. I heard footsteps so I pulled my pants back up and kept walking. There were people behind me, and one of them came up and said, "Hey, your undies are showing." I was wearing hot pink ones. FML
Today, I went to school in my brand new shirt. It was loose fitting and a bit thin, so I wore a sweatshirt on top, intending to take it in once inside. When I got to my seat, I took off my sweatshirt, but also took off my shirt with it, flashing my whole class. FML
Today, I was substitute teaching a high school English class. A student discreetly told me that my zipper was open. I tried to zip it up, but the zipper got caught on my underwear. When I bent down to pick up my pen, my pants split. Before I turned around, I heard the sound of phones taking pictures. FML
Today, I was at the grocery store. I bent to get some dog food off the bottom shelf and felt my pants tear. My jeans split right across the back seam, showing everyone I was wearing a pink thong under them. I had to ditch my cart and leave as I had no way to cover myself. FML
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fmyalarmclock 0
Always wear underwear to avoid embarrassing situations..
therealist7131 0
That sucks. Texas weather is a bitch
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hannahxbanana 0
I live in Texas so I understand why you would think that was a good idea. FYL
izzyyy 0
I was just in Texas last week and the weather was killer! It was disgustingly humid and then Texas got all bipolar on everyone and there was a crazy thunderstorm at night. I live in California and the heat is pretty bad but every time I stepped out of the house in Texas, I felt like I was walking into a sauna.
not_a_valentine 0
They were probably shorts.
danceydancetime 0
time to buy some underwear! (or @ least boxer shorts)
Love_Bug 0
That's what you get for going to t.u. hehe
feedthedinos 0
bahahaha, I couldn't agree with you more. I moved to San Antonio, Texas from Washington (state not DC) and it is a polar opposite, lemme tell you that..
Hellbound_kat 0
I live in Austin, and I have to say, what time of day were you out when it was only 98°? Was it like, at 10pm? That is the only time I can think of where it isn't above 100°
cnewman 0
No you suck. Texas and everything about it is awesome.
coonie1 0
YDI cause you go to UT. Go Coogs! lol
lord66610 0
i live in Round Rock Texas right by austin man mother nature was on the rag last week had a thunderstorm and its been humid and hot i was workin in the sun that day i sweat off 10 pounds yes sweaty boxers suck but i delt with it after though i took them bastards off and sat in front of a fan NEVER go commando in texas your pants will fall of from the sweat
magunn 0
texas weather does suck!!! bigtime!!!