Today, I went commando because its 98 degrees and sweaty boxers are a pain. While walking to class at UT I heard a girl laugh behind me, I turned and flashed a quick smile and kept walking. It turns out I had sweat through my khakis and she totally could see my crack. Texas weather sucks. FML
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Fall
Dead leaves, the first cold of the season and an umbrella flipped inside out: fall, the season of grace.
Same thing different taste
Today, I went commando for the first time at school. It went really well until gym class, when I got distracted and changed like I normally do. I didn’t realize my mistake until my friends started laughing. I accidentally stripped in front of my whole class. FML
Classic
Today, I took off my sweatshirt in the middle of class. The tanktop I was wearing underneath went with it. FML
Stop staring
Today, I accidentally spilled water on my pants, and my crotch got soaked. To make things worse, I was in class at the time, and I had to walk home afterward. On top of that, I had to pass through a mall, and there were so many people staring at me the whole way. FML
Today, while walking across campus, I stopped to look at my reflection in a window. I straightened my bra straps and then turned to the side to dig a wedgie out. It wasn't until I heard peals of laughter that I realized I couldn't see IN the classroom, but they could see OUT. FML
Today, at my volleyball tournament I was extremely pumped to start playing so I went to take my sweats off and everybody began to stare at me then I looked down to come to realize I had no spandex on, just a thong. FML
Today, I was giving a speech to my 300 some-odd person class. All throughout it, people had been giggling and cackling while I was speaking. I soon realized that my pants had been unzipped. I accidentally fell asleep with all my underwear in the washer last night and had gone commando that day. FML
Nature calls
Today, I was out hiking when I needed to go pee. I thought no one was there because it isn't popular so I pulled down my pants. I heard footsteps so I pulled my pants back up and kept walking. There were people behind me, and one of them came up and said, "Hey, your undies are showing." I was wearing hot pink ones. FML
Today, I went to school in my brand new shirt. It was loose fitting and a bit thin, so I wore a sweatshirt on top, intending to take it in once inside. When I got to my seat, I took off my sweatshirt, but also took off my shirt with it, flashing my whole class. FML
Today, I was substitute teaching a high school English class. A student discreetly told me that my zipper was open. I tried to zip it up, but the zipper got caught on my underwear. When I bent down to pick up my pen, my pants split. Before I turned around, I heard the sound of phones taking pictures. FML
They don't make em as they used to
Today, I was at the grocery store. I bent to get some dog food off the bottom shelf and felt my pants tear. My jeans split right across the back seam, showing everyone I was wearing a pink thong under them. I had to ditch my cart and leave as I had no way to cover myself. FML
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fmyalarmclock 0
Always wear underwear to avoid embarrassing situations..
therealist7131 0
That sucks. Texas weather is a bitch
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JuuChan 3
LMAO!
JuuChan 3
Sooo glad I live in Washington. PERFECT weather here. PERFECT! Anyway, like some have suggested, wear boxer briefs. I don't know from personal experience, but my ex says they are more comfy than boxers. =)
AshleyRose784 0
Eww
kawenCHAN 0
Tell me about it. It was hot during Christmas and cold during spring break. Hehe next time you go commando wear darker jeans. :)
myrddraal_fml 0
Heh that's only like 37 in metric.. Gets that all the time here! Toughen up
inarticulate 0
I was there two days ago for orientation. ******* sucked. I got dehydrated and overheated and had to retire early.
elloelle 0
Woo pig sooie! Razorbacks! Tuck Fexas! Maybe you could invent some butt deodorant, make millions off of sweaty ass men such as yourself, and then see who laughs. Probably everybody else. But at least you'll be rich!!!
stargal 0
OH GOD. YES. I empathize, Austin weather is the worst. I almost never go outside anymore.
arachne89 0
i live in austin too. it was sooo freaking hot today! i totally get it.
Caroline_fml 7
Yes. Texas weather sucks very badly. But you should still wear something under your pants.
monkeysniffer08 0
I think the bigger FML here is the fact you attend UT! Gig em!