Today, I went bowling with my girlfriend, her sister and her brother-in-law, and her niece. After 10 rounds, I came in last place. Her niece is 3 years old. She got twice as many points as me. FML
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Halloween
A failed costume, stolen candy and a very real scare: Halloween, the one night when fear is allowed.
Today, I took my girlfriend out bowling. The place was not only packed, but on my very first attempt, I stumbled and landed flat on my "sugarbuns" about 6 feet down the lane. Everyone pointed and laughed hysterically, including my girlfriend, who was on the floor almost in tears, enjoying my pain. FML
Today, my boyfriend decided to take me out bowling. My mom was going to take us. My parents ended up bowling with us. I had a double date with my parents. FML
Today, I went bowling with my mom and she paid for 2 games. By the 6th frame of game 1 she was bored and to get her money back for both games she told the employees I shit my pants. I'm 17. FML
Today, I went bowling with my family. When my brother went up to buy a drink refill, the guy at the counter kindly refilled it for free and told him that he thought I was pretty. My dad laughed and shouted, "Pretty ugly!" FML
Today, after I'd spent two weeks convincing my friends I could definitely beat them at bowling, on the first throw of the night, I slipped, launched the ball into the gutter three feet in front of me, and somehow pulled a muscle in my back. FML
Today, my little sister beat me at arm-wrestling. I'm a 15 year-old boy and she's 12. It happened in front of our entire extended family and they all laughed hysterically. I tried to act like I let her win, but the truth is that I was trying as hard as I could. FML
Today, I went bowling with some friends. After a few beers I was showing off spinning the ball around on the tip of my finger. One trip to the ER and two crushed nuts later, I've found that mixing alcohol and heavy shiny balls is not a good idea. FML
Today, I went bowling with my friends. As I was about to take my turn, my friend came up behind me and yelled in my ear, "Don't mess up!" Startled, I dropped the ball on my foot. FML
Today, I went bowling with my parents. This cute guy works there and he always flirts with me. My mom just so happened to see it today. As we left, she says to him, "You know she's 13, right?" I'm 17. FML
Today, my boyfriend and I went mini golfing with his family. We had a competition going on, and when I managed to get two consecutive holes in one, he started seething and muttered that I'm dangerously close to becoming single. FML
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jazzy_123 20
hey some people just aren't that good at bowling. I'm terrible at it and always get last anytime I play with my bf and his family. that's embarrassing lol
kelsorg 21
blame it on the guardrails? unless she had none... then you fail
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Comments (73)
StarWarsDude13 13
My girlfriend once beat me 124-73
worldclassrager 41
Practice makes perfect...
IamBeeZz 7
Dont be so hard on yourself OP :)
luilu05 5
Lol you're horrible. Did you have the bumpers up?
PaigeLeeAnn11 23
Bowling just isn't what you're good at. I'm sure you're good at something else!
Samii00 10
well u did just call the frames rounds...
Jesswokethisfall 11
this is a fml? -_- someone child beating you at a game.. vs paying a taxi the same amount that would be made that day. -.
CB_LAZ3 11
Look on the bright side, you have a girlfriend
tigrouficele2012 44
Reminds me of summer camp...except I was usually the only person there from Massachusetts (the camp was in Pennsylvania and welcomed people from all over the US), and as I constantly reminded them, we bowl differently here. Not that I'm any good at small-ball candlepin either...
alicat13 12
Dont believe the story. 3 year olds cant pick up a bowling ball.