Today, I went bowling. I noticed a 10-year-old holding an iPod Touch which had the exact same customized case with my name on it as my iPod that was stolen a year ago at the same bowling centre. Even better, the parents yelled at me for accusing him. I got kicked out the bowling centre. FML
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Fall
Dead leaves, the first cold of the season and an umbrella flipped inside out: fall, the season of grace.
Today, my "friend" came over. I caught him trying to steal my iPod on the way out. Proud of myself for catching him, I asked him to leave, only to realize that I had forgotten to actually take the iPod back from him before he left. FML
Today, I found a purse in the school bathroom. When I looked inside, there was an iPod along with some other expensive stuff in it. I took it to the office so the right owner would get it back. The owner passed me in the hall on the way there; she freaked out and punched me in the face. FML
Today, I found the iPod touch that my mother claimed was stolen at the mall a few years ago, lying on her bed, still logged in to her Facebook. Thanks, mom. FML
Today, I was caught stealing a video game. I realized after my parents were called that the case was actually empty. FML
Today, I had three things stolen: my phone, my iPod, and my girlfriend. All by the same guy. FML
Today, I went bowling. The guy at the lane next to us was bowling by himself and had a few of his own bowling balls, and he had one that looked like a yin-yang and it looked very cool spinning down the lane into the pins. Not really thinking, I casually said to him, "Hey, I like your balls." FML
Today, my boyfriend stole a guy's cookie. As revenge, he stole my iPod. FML
Today, my little brother came into my room and hit me over the head with his baseball bat. He then dropped the bat onto my floor and ran crying into my mother's room proclaiming I stole his bat and beat him with it for fun. FML
Today, while I was walking across a bridge, a prepubescent middle schooler grabbed my phone from my hand and threw it into the water. His friend filmed it, high-fived him, and they both ran off. I got that phone less than a week ago. FML
Today, I went bowling with my friends. As I was about to take my turn, my friend came up behind me and yelled in my ear, "Don't mess up!" Startled, I dropped the ball on my foot. FML
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Shadow6969 0
Some parents don't deserve to be parents
Awsemogreeb 19
They went back to the scene of the crime without even trying to disguise the stolen goods? FYL
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Comments (168)
ICastillo 25
Come on OP you should have turned on the ninja skills and got it back.
SqueakyChipmunk 22
I would have hid in the dark parking lot and ambushed him.
flockz 20
throw your balls at his face. the erm.. bowling balls.
Welshite 40
No need to try and correct yourself. We all know your secret fantasies.
flockz 20
Really?
Welshite 40
Really.
flockz 20
damn you got me then.
KiddNYC1O 22
flockz- Do you by any chance go hard in the motherfucking paint?
flockz 20
*takes erect penis out of paint tray* possibly....
gracehi 33
Should have not simply accused him just taken it without saying anything and left. Hopefully they wouldn't call the cops, but if they did you could show them the ipod with your name on it and your id. Perhaps they'd believe you. But I guess that advice won't do much good for you now. *sigh* Karma will likely kick that kid in the balls.
boycrazy30007 12
It was on the little boys hand..... He should have called for security and had them take it.
gregkingsley 4
Probably full of Bieber anyway. But u would have looked like a jackass had the kids name actually been the same as yours.
olpally 33
What a little bastard... Lol... trolling at its finest... Couldn't you buy a new one or is it too expensive for you that you couldn't buy one in the last year? Either way, that sucks.
BellaBelle_fml 23
It wouldn't really matter to me if I had the money to buy another one. It's the principle of the situation that bugs me. It's the fact that the child, or the parents, STOLE my property.
Dcm210 19
Sometimes you just have to deal with people being bad parents. Hopefully that kid will get what he deserved.
iankf 3
Maybe he was trying to load IOS 6 maps on it when he stole it that he got so lost on following the directions for a escape route?
melibear89 7
He stole the ipod a year go. iOS 6 just came out a few months ago. How could he be loading a software that was not yet released onto the iPod?
cmath_fml 19
You should've called the police. It would be very easy to prove that the iPod was yours especially if you kept your receipts. The store you bought it at can also assist with the identification.
TrailblazerSS 5
Those parents should be ashamed of themselves that they failed to teach their child that stealing is wrong and that they failed to notice that their 10 year old was carrying around an iPod with a case with was personalized with presumably someone else's name. What horseshit. I hope this gets figured out.
TrailblazerSS 5
That was personalized**
LetThereBeFMLs 10
I think it would have been better if you bowled using the child. Just grab him by the nostrils and toss him towards the pins. Maybe that would have jogged his memory. Sorry for your existence in such a backstabbing, unethical community, OP.but do remember just because you got kicked out doesn't mean you can't wait for them outside with a police officer.