Today, I went bowling. I noticed a 10-year-old holding an iPod Touch which had the exact same customized case with my name on it as my iPod that was stolen a year ago at the same bowling centre. Even better, the parents yelled at me for accusing him. I got kicked out the bowling centre. FML
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Fall
Dead leaves, the first cold of the season and an umbrella flipped inside out: fall, the season of grace.
Today, my "friend" came over. I caught him trying to steal my iPod on the way out. Proud of myself for catching him, I asked him to leave, only to realize that I had forgotten to actually take the iPod back from him before he left. FML
Today, I found a purse in the school bathroom. When I looked inside, there was an iPod along with some other expensive stuff in it. I took it to the office so the right owner would get it back. The owner passed me in the hall on the way there; she freaked out and punched me in the face. FML
Today, I found the iPod touch that my mother claimed was stolen at the mall a few years ago, lying on her bed, still logged in to her Facebook. Thanks, mom. FML
Today, I was caught stealing a video game. I realized after my parents were called that the case was actually empty. FML
Today, I had three things stolen: my phone, my iPod, and my girlfriend. All by the same guy. FML
Today, I went bowling. The guy at the lane next to us was bowling by himself and had a few of his own bowling balls, and he had one that looked like a yin-yang and it looked very cool spinning down the lane into the pins. Not really thinking, I casually said to him, "Hey, I like your balls." FML
Today, my boyfriend stole a guy's cookie. As revenge, he stole my iPod. FML
Today, my little brother came into my room and hit me over the head with his baseball bat. He then dropped the bat onto my floor and ran crying into my mother's room proclaiming I stole his bat and beat him with it for fun. FML
Today, while I was walking across a bridge, a prepubescent middle schooler grabbed my phone from my hand and threw it into the water. His friend filmed it, high-fived him, and they both ran off. I got that phone less than a week ago. FML
Today, I went bowling with my friends. As I was about to take my turn, my friend came up behind me and yelled in my ear, "Don't mess up!" Startled, I dropped the ball on my foot. FML
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Shadow6969 0
Some parents don't deserve to be parents
Awsemogreeb 19
They went back to the scene of the crime without even trying to disguise the stolen goods? FYL
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AZBAWOOD 1
shoulda just walked up to him, smashed him in the face like a cave man and said "mine!" then when his parents tried to do something, just flex your arms up in the air and say "what?"
friscosoonerkid 3
Find my iPhone.
dredscott 7
It was over a year ago how could you prove that it's yours?
zil05 4
You haven't been following the dialogue or reading other comments have you? Also, you obviously don't own an apple product because you have to register the products in your name before you can use them. All OP would have to do to prove it was his is go to the computer in the bowling alley and bring up his iTunes account and show the police the matching serial numbers. OP would then get his iPod back with no questions asked.
dankoneon 3
Hope you at least got it back
Techtacular 0
I hate kids. I would have taken it out of his hands. It literally HAS your name on it! Where did his parents even think he got it in the first place? Little brat. Shit parents.
Techtacular 0
But yeah, I'm betting the parents stole it. Or know and are just too arrogant to allow you to "insult" their child by calling him indirectly a thief. Sorry, OP.
marramrammar 2
Hope you called the police. It will show up under your registered iPod , so how can they refute that. I guess from you posting this, you nutted up and went home. Defeatist attitude when one knows they are in the right - SMH!
klimp5488 3
I just want to know why the kid left the custom case with OP's name on it, for over a year. My other question is, shouldn't the parents know where a expensive device such as a iPod touch came from, and if they did it is a shame that they allow/encourage such behavior in their child.
kd1373 19
That really sucks. What kind of parents are they?
jvercetti 5
What if the person who stole the ipod ditched the case / sold it... and what if that kid's name is the same as OPs... If that truely was OPs case then that kid and his parents are pure idiots and without punishment will do a lot worst in the future.