Today, I watched my dog chase his tail for ten minutes, thinking "wow, dogs are easily entertained." Then I realized that I'd been watching my dog chase his tail for 10 minutes. FML
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Halloween
A failed costume, stolen candy and a very real scare: Halloween, the one night when fear is allowed.
Today, my dog was watching me and started to have a hard-on, for half an hour. FML
Today, I once again came to the realization of how boring my life is when I noticed that the stray cat in my yard walks in a really silly manner, and I watched it for what seemed like an eternity, utterly fascinated, until it left. FML
Today, my dog barked at his own reflection in the mirror for five full minutes. When I tried to calm him down, he started barking at me like I was in on the conspiracy that seemed to be going on in his head. FML
Today, I was laying on a couch with my dog watching TV when I heard my dog fart. I looked at her, she looked at me and started waving her tail, blowing it into my direction. FML
Today, I realized I've been hit in the balls more in the past two years than the rest of my life. Why? My dog is always happy to see me and his tail is just the right height. FML
Today, my boyfriend and I were throwing a toy for his dog. He threw it, and I turned my head in that direction, looking for almost a minute before realizing he didn't actually throw it. He's still amused because, "even the dog was smart enough not to fall for that." FML
Today, my dog celebrated my coming home by slapping me in the junk repeatedly with his tail. FML
Today, I decided to play with my dog. I sat on the ground and whistled for him to come to me. I smiled when I saw him running at my happily. He sniffed me, turned around, lifted his leg and peed on me. FML
Today, I realized that my dog, who's 11, eats his own shit, and chews bones like crazy still has 10 times nicer teeth than I do. FML
Today, I realized my boyfriend's dog is more excited to see me than he is. FML
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Top comments
Doortje 30
Wow, you are easily entertained.
rocketeer_97 1
hey, you gotta admit, that is pretty entertaining. haha
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Comments (170)
xL115x 0
wow u really need to get a life
zmr454 0
Lmfao I do shit like that
ImTakiem 0
Op stole this. It's a total repost.
courttpaiige 0
lmfaoo! the best thing ive heard all night! cant blame you though, it is xD
laxgirl313 0
you have time for that?
j_cat187 20
u must of been high for me i wanderd in a friends backyard for 6 hours. i was at jordens,jds and my old house at the same time
flyboy96 0
I don't blame you, that stuff is hilarious!!!
FMLsOhilarious 6
Ha, your FML made me laugh. I'm not even going to vote for this one.
baseballdude34 0
you stole this from highdeas... queer
xrainbowshadowx 17
So? I watch my cat go ballistic when she sees a bug on the wall ^^