Today, I watched my dog chase his tail for ten minutes, thinking "wow, dogs are easily entertained." Then I realized that I'd been watching my dog chase his tail for 10 minutes. FML
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Fall
Dead leaves, the first cold of the season and an umbrella flipped inside out: fall, the season of grace.
Today, my dog was watching me and started to have a hard-on, for half an hour. FML
Today, I once again came to the realization of how boring my life is when I noticed that the stray cat in my yard walks in a really silly manner, and I watched it for what seemed like an eternity, utterly fascinated, until it left. FML
Today, my dog barked at his own reflection in the mirror for five full minutes. When I tried to calm him down, he started barking at me like I was in on the conspiracy that seemed to be going on in his head. FML
Today, I was laying on a couch with my dog watching TV when I heard my dog fart. I looked at her, she looked at me and started waving her tail, blowing it into my direction. FML
Today, I realized I've been hit in the balls more in the past two years than the rest of my life. Why? My dog is always happy to see me and his tail is just the right height. FML
Today, my boyfriend and I were throwing a toy for his dog. He threw it, and I turned my head in that direction, looking for almost a minute before realizing he didn't actually throw it. He's still amused because, "even the dog was smart enough not to fall for that." FML
Today, my dog celebrated my coming home by slapping me in the junk repeatedly with his tail. FML
Today, I decided to play with my dog. I sat on the ground and whistled for him to come to me. I smiled when I saw him running at my happily. He sniffed me, turned around, lifted his leg and peed on me. FML
Today, I realized that my dog, who's 11, eats his own shit, and chews bones like crazy still has 10 times nicer teeth than I do. FML
Today, I realized my boyfriend's dog is more excited to see me than he is. FML
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Top comments
Doortje 30
Wow, you are easily entertained.
rocketeer_97 1
hey, you gotta admit, that is pretty entertaining. haha
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Comments (170)
awardZu 0
This made me chuckle. Good job OP.
Stravv 0
Wow u have no life
VampyreKitten 0
Stupid things entertain stupid people.
CrAzyFlOriDaGiRl 1
I the samee way tho... :D
hosson 0
so, I'm easily entertained too, that's nothing to write an FML over.
suprmidgt 0
is there something wrong with your dog. bull terriers will do that because of mental problems that are a breed problem. other dogs may be trying to get to their butt for one reason or another.
VikingPrincess19_fml 9
Dogs who do that, most likely suffer from OCD
Crazyone1904 0
Hey! You got this from a jokes app!! I read this one like 2 weeks ago
beckymu 4
ironic much...
samm420 0
I saw the EXACT same thing on another website a few weeks ago..