Today, I watched a large, sweaty woman stick a hairbrush down her shirt to scratch a rash on her back, before putting it back on the shelf. FML
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Halloween
A failed costume, stolen candy and a very real scare: Halloween, the one night when fear is allowed.
Today, I walked in on my daughter trying to blow-dry the sweat off her armpits instead of showering. FML
Today, my husband caught me scratching my armpit with his beard brush. Just last week I swore that I never touch it. FML
Today, while at work, I used the restroom. After I noticed we were out of paper towels, I just tried shaking my hands dry. I then readjusted my bra, since it'd been driving me crazy all day. After getting back to my cubicle, I realized that I had two wet handprints over my boobs. FML
Today, I got a haircut. Right after the lady finished washing my hair she grabbed a towel to wipe her nose. She then used the same towel to thoroughly dry my hair. FML
Today, a woman was standing in front of me in line. There was a strand of hair on her back, so to be nice, I pulled it off her. It was still attached to her head. FML
Today, I had an unbearable itch on my foot that I could not make go away with my nails, so I grabbed the stapler in my drawer to scratch it with. Bad idea. FML
Today, as I came out of changing rooms in a clothes shop, I gave back all the stuff I'd tried on to a saleswoman. I then walked off, made it a couple of yards, changed my mind, and decided to purchase one of the items I'd tried. When I got back, the saleswoman was spraying the changing room I'd used with deodorant. FML
Today, I watched as my girlfriend painfully plucked her eyebrows for half an hour. She is willing to do this, but not shave her armpits on a regular basis. FML
Today, while taking a shower, my back hair caused so much friction against the bar of soap, it stuck for a good second before coming free. FML
Today, I found out that the fat sweaty guy at my job frequently uses my rub-on deodorant and puts it back in my drawer after he's done. FML
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Top comments
Bonafonte 24
Maybe it wasn't the right brush for her backhair. Don't judge.
TabooSushi 24
I hope you told someone, or sent it to your claims department as a biohazard if you are an employee. That's disgusting. I always wash new brushes before I use them anyway, but now I might flat out BOIL THEM.
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Comments (45)
LizziSlotwinski 10
I really hope no one bought that later on
OrganicSistah 17
How do you know it was a rash??
mds9986 24
Her shirt probably stretched to show the skin when she was using the hair brush.
dont_touch_my_ca 8
If it was under her shirt, how did you know there was a rash there? But gross af either way.
Mandybruin 15
See? That's why I shop online.
shavednipples 22
That's disgusting. I hope you made her buy it. I wouldn't want to use a brush that was used to scratch a rash.
takeittoem 8
I hate humanity.
argetlam1337 3
fat people are immoral
Lunchy306 8
Must be Walmart
kishmobile444 16
that's just disgusting. who the heck does this kind of crap!?
spazchild44815 7
Please tell me you notified someone in the store.