Today, I washed one of my roommates t-shirts. I forgot to remove it before putting it in the dryer, and all the print on the front melted off. It was a gift from his girlfriend. Who has just passed away. FML
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Fall
Dead leaves, the first cold of the season and an umbrella flipped inside out: fall, the season of grace.
Today, I threw all my clothes into the washer, including my favorite red hoodie. Apparently, I forgot a Kleenex in one of the pockets. I now own a wardrobe of pink, soggy tissue confetti-covered gunk. FML
Today, after waking up to a spilled bottle of juice on my clothes, I heard my ex died. Whilst baking cookies to distract myself, I melted my work laptop on the toaster. FML
Today, I washed my clothes in the shared laundry room. All my clothes came out smelling like smoke. FML
Today, I was laughing at a story of a girl who had dropped her cellphone in a hottub and ruined it. As I was feeling pretty good about myself, I then realized that my cellphone was in the pocket of a sweater that I had just thrown in the washer 20 minutes prior. FML
Today, my boyfriend gave me a gift. A half-used bottle of body lotion that belonged to his dead wife. FML
Today, I returned a friend's jacket after borrowing it. I made sure to wash it and keep it clean. When he went to put it on, a pair of my granny panties fell out of the sleeve. FML
Today, I thought I was clever for doing my laundry while multitasking and making dinner. When I went to transfer my clothes from the washer to the dryer, I discovered that I'd accidentally washed a pack of gum that was in my pocket. The gum had melted into my favorite shirt, and I now have a sticky mess to deal with. FML
Today, my girlfriend caught me using my T-shirt as a tissue. Again. FML
Today, after recently breaking up with my boyfriend, I unknowingly washed my laundry using his washing tabs. My whole wardrobe now smells like my ex. FML
Today, I was drying my duvet and pillows in the dryer. Apparently, one of the pillows was memory foam, which I was not aware of. It caught on fire due to the heat and nearly burned down my laundry room. FML
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Top comments
unfortunate_13 5
more like **** your friend's life!
JFry 0
Oh wow, I bet hes gonna love that when he finds out.
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Comments (98)
SizeMayVary 0
damn.. thats shitty..
Shshsh 0
Uh oh, you're ******... that is so embarrassing i'd hide my face forever lol
ashmash 0
well, you didn't do it on purpose, so hopefully he will understand. but why are you doing your roomates laundry?
loveyabb 0
Maybe the roomates the new girlfriend....
plexico 4
Too bad you destroyed the only piece of evidence that definitively proves he murdered her. Good luck living with a Psycho Killer, qu'est-ce que c'est.
aback 5
Aw...now it's kind of symbolic, and shit.
andrewms 0
I applaud you. WIN.
repyourcliche 0
Haha!
jjjeah 0
Maybe she was doing her roommate's laundry because his girlfriend just ******* DIED and the last thing he's thinking about is his laundry? People take care of their friends while they're grieving and that's probably what she was trying to do.
hannakin 16
Exactly what I was thinking whilst reading these idiotic comments. She's only human.
Mike03_fml 0
just....sorry about that , but FAIL.
yohaun12 3
im gonna have to go with the words: EPIC FAIL here. sorry. sucks to be you.
Violet_Grace 0
Oh no! Apologize as best you can, and do anything to make it up to him. I'm sure he will understand. I mean, it's not like you purposefully messed it up, and it's not destroyed... he still has it at least. Maybe you could find some pictures of her and frame them for him or something? Idk... So sorry.