Today, I washed one of my roommates t-shirts. I forgot to remove it before putting it in the dryer, and all the print on the front melted off. It was a gift from his girlfriend. Who has just passed away. FML
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Fall
Dead leaves, the first cold of the season and an umbrella flipped inside out: fall, the season of grace.
Today, I threw all my clothes into the washer, including my favorite red hoodie. Apparently, I forgot a Kleenex in one of the pockets. I now own a wardrobe of pink, soggy tissue confetti-covered gunk. FML
Today, after waking up to a spilled bottle of juice on my clothes, I heard my ex died. Whilst baking cookies to distract myself, I melted my work laptop on the toaster. FML
Today, I washed my clothes in the shared laundry room. All my clothes came out smelling like smoke. FML
Today, I was laughing at a story of a girl who had dropped her cellphone in a hottub and ruined it. As I was feeling pretty good about myself, I then realized that my cellphone was in the pocket of a sweater that I had just thrown in the washer 20 minutes prior. FML
Today, my boyfriend gave me a gift. A half-used bottle of body lotion that belonged to his dead wife. FML
Today, I returned a friend's jacket after borrowing it. I made sure to wash it and keep it clean. When he went to put it on, a pair of my granny panties fell out of the sleeve. FML
Today, I thought I was clever for doing my laundry while multitasking and making dinner. When I went to transfer my clothes from the washer to the dryer, I discovered that I'd accidentally washed a pack of gum that was in my pocket. The gum had melted into my favorite shirt, and I now have a sticky mess to deal with. FML
Today, my girlfriend caught me using my T-shirt as a tissue. Again. FML
Today, after recently breaking up with my boyfriend, I unknowingly washed my laundry using his washing tabs. My whole wardrobe now smells like my ex. FML
Today, I was drying my duvet and pillows in the dryer. Apparently, one of the pillows was memory foam, which I was not aware of. It caught on fire due to the heat and nearly burned down my laundry room. FML
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Top comments
unfortunate_13 5
more like **** your friend's life!
JFry 0
Oh wow, I bet hes gonna love that when he finds out.
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Comments (98)
Drae54 1
You better give that guy the best sex he ever had for some sh*t like that.
shootingstar8D 0
Omggg): sorry. Well it's not like u did it on purpose
falling_over 0
All the people who say she shouldn't have touched his laundry....are you all morons? Maybe he asked her to do it. Maybe she was trying to make it easier for him. Its a good deed, and you guys are assholes.
cindayy77 0
^ I agree completely
bobbysnickers 0
wow why were you washing their clothes for them? they could of done it themself. i dont think this was your fault? what are you his maid?
ishirticapslock 0
What the hell?? So, now, doing a favor for your friend means being his maid?
GrapefruitZoe 0
There is no FYL. Just FHL. That's so depressing, the poor man. Losing a girlfriend can be enough to ruin your life.
xianwei 0
apologise with sex!
jujuberry_fml 0
Why are you on FML? Run!
IceCreamMage 17
I laughed at #56. But yeah. That's harsh D:
thisismythugboys 0
first!
DameGreyWulf 1
Strange how so many people are picking FYL instead of YDI After all, it IS OP's fault for not taking the special care she knew had to be done.
Scotticus117 11
Um you room with a guy? and i dont understand what do you mean you forgot to take it out?
itissoyourfault 0
I was wondering what it meant by taking it out, too. This confuses me so much... It sounds like it was painted or something but I still don't really get it... If it's washed already, why did you need to take it out before the dryer??
hardehar 9
I think the OP just means she forgot to take it out the pile of clothes that was going in the dryer