Today, I washed one of my roommates t-shirts. I forgot to remove it before putting it in the dryer, and all the print on the front melted off. It was a gift from his girlfriend. Who has just passed away. FML
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Halloween
A failed costume, stolen candy and a very real scare: Halloween, the one night when fear is allowed.
Today, I threw all my clothes into the washer, including my favorite red hoodie. Apparently, I forgot a Kleenex in one of the pockets. I now own a wardrobe of pink, soggy tissue confetti-covered gunk. FML
Today, after waking up to a spilled bottle of juice on my clothes, I heard my ex died. Whilst baking cookies to distract myself, I melted my work laptop on the toaster. FML
Today, I washed my clothes in the shared laundry room. All my clothes came out smelling like smoke. FML
Today, I was laughing at a story of a girl who had dropped her cellphone in a hottub and ruined it. As I was feeling pretty good about myself, I then realized that my cellphone was in the pocket of a sweater that I had just thrown in the washer 20 minutes prior. FML
Today, my boyfriend gave me a gift. A half-used bottle of body lotion that belonged to his dead wife. FML
Today, I returned a friend's jacket after borrowing it. I made sure to wash it and keep it clean. When he went to put it on, a pair of my granny panties fell out of the sleeve. FML
Today, I thought I was clever for doing my laundry while multitasking and making dinner. When I went to transfer my clothes from the washer to the dryer, I discovered that I'd accidentally washed a pack of gum that was in my pocket. The gum had melted into my favorite shirt, and I now have a sticky mess to deal with. FML
Today, my girlfriend caught me using my T-shirt as a tissue. Again. FML
Today, after recently breaking up with my boyfriend, I unknowingly washed my laundry using his washing tabs. My whole wardrobe now smells like my ex. FML
Today, I was drying my duvet and pillows in the dryer. Apparently, one of the pillows was memory foam, which I was not aware of. It caught on fire due to the heat and nearly burned down my laundry room. FML
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unfortunate_13 5
more like **** your friend's life!
JFry 0
Oh wow, I bet hes gonna love that when he finds out.
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Comments (98)
shyguy_fml 0
Uhmm, go out and try to buy the exact t-shirt again?
Tsukasa_fml 0
Assuming it wasn't customized in any way.
v1knownaz_chris 0
gutted. i feel sorry for you and your roommate
jessicadawg 0
FYL. now your friend is gonna be even more sad, but look at the bright side at least you have clean clothes.
portablecupid 3
wow, thats terrible D:
untoldfame 3
Not to be an insensitive prick, but doesn't that make her his ex?
AtoZnumbersand_ 1
Nope. Do you ever hear widows refer to their dead spouse as their ex husband?
Bleep_fml 0
See, that's why you go through your laundry and check the tags BEFORE putting stuff in the dryer. Especially if there's a print on some of the clothing. YDI.
SizeMayVary 0
so when you do laundry you spend the time checking each and every tag for wash instructions? do you sort your dirty clothes by wash temps and with compatible colors too? be realistic, who does that? get a life idiot.
Prettyfunny 0
@25: Maybe it's just because I have a lot of clothes, but I definitely sort by color and by wash temperature. It's something my mom did, and that's how I was taught. Also, I check tags if I've never washed an item before, but after that I know if it can be dried or washed or dry-cleaned or whatever.
Vanita 1
Thanks, 52, you said what I thought.
AdmanRulz 0
YDI for doing a womans job
HitList 0
The op is a woman and your just a complete asshole for saying something like that anyway!
jigz_fml 0
LOLZ lighten up hitlist
andyroxs 2
wait youre a girl and your roomie is a guy? what awesome uni is this?
upsidedownfools 5
Room mating exists outside of universities, idiot.
24788 7
Oh wow... YDI... You shouldn't of touched something like that.
AtoZnumbersand_ 1
ydi three times over. Even though it was nice to do laundry, you shouldn't muck around with things you know have sentimental value to others.