Today, I figured out why my 'best friend' hasn't talked to me in weeks. She assumed an FML post she read was about her. It was posted in 2009. I met her last year. FML
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Halloween
A failed costume, stolen candy and a very real scare: Halloween, the one night when fear is allowed.
Today, I was online and I saw a friend that I hadn't talked to in two years come online. I IM'ed him, only for him to respond, "I haven't responded to any messages of yours in over a year. Most people would get the hint." FML
Today, I wished my best friend a happy birthday with a long, heartfelt post on social media. Turns out her birthday is next week, she'd just set a trap by changing the date on her profile. I was so confident that I even added, “Finally remembered this year!” FML
Today, I found out that my best friend's psycho ex-girlfriend has been stalking me on social media for the past few months, when she contacted me asking why I was holding hands with him in a picture from over two years ago. FML
Today, I discovered that my best friend of 3 years has me in her phone as "Stupid Bitch". FML
Today, I found an old friend of mine on Facebook. After adding her, I suggested friends for her. She ended up adding every single one I added, but not me. I later saw her ask one of those friends who the hell I was and how I knew all of them. We used to eat lunch together everyday. FML
Today, I finally found out what happened to my ex-girlfriend from my high school days, since a few years ago she suddenly stopped using social media and never returned my texts or calls to see how she was doing. Turns out she died, and no one bothered to inform me. FML
Today, my best friend, who I speak to pretty much all day, every single day, started dating someone and blocked and ghosted me. I guess my only close friend wasn't such a good friend after all. FML
Today, my friend accidentally left her Facebook logged onto my computer after she left my house. I looked on her Facebook and found a very long message between her and my other friends talking about how much they hate me. FML
Today, I found out my psycho ex also reads FML. She called me at work, pissed that I'd "publicly humiliated" her on here. I haven't posted about her at all. I'm sure the brick I found thrown through my window a few hours later has nothing to do with her, though. FML
Today, I realised my bestie ditched me for her best friend, which was fine because it's her first. But then I found out she's been hanging out with other new friends and never once thought to hit me up, until I messaged her about feeling sad we hadn't hung out in a while because of the pandemic. Guess it wasn't just the pandemic. FML
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Top comments
Shadowpartner 11
Careful, she might read this one too...
juicy_extasy 25
Well, if she doesn't trust you and she believes in 'if the crown fits', then you should not be friends any more. How petty
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juicy_extasy 25
Well, if she doesn't trust you and she believes in 'if the crown fits', then you should not be friends any more. How petty
Earl_KarmasBitch 36
Not to mention that she's obviously done something to the OP that is bad enough to be subject of a different FML.
swenny_xoxo 18
Preach #1
fariss 14
What does "if the crown fits" means?
DropTheDaggerxx 31
@78, It means if something sounds like it applies to you, accept it. Realize that you do whatever it's talking about. If whatever was in the FML wasn't true of OP's friend, they wouldn't have assumed it was about them, so they're probably guilty of whatever the OP complained about as well. I've never heard "if the crown fits", though. Only "if the shoe fits, wear it". Unless the OP posted a very specific FML, then OP's friend is just paranoid and insecure.
xnemesis1981 15
Well... Let's see how this one goes down. *reaches for the popcorn*
beeferjay 34
agreed #2, some people will get offended no matter what. two tears in a bucket and eff it
PhinIt2WinIt 24
waits for an FML to pop up from the "best friend" reading the FML
tiger820 20
ignorance status, next level! some people think everything is about them.
MyWierdCat 18
Show her it was from 2009
Shadowpartner 11
Careful, she might read this one too...
reklawelyk 15
That would probably be a good thing for OP since they might realize that OP wasn't lying
Arwen_Evenstar 37
Nah, she'll just find a way to be offended by this one instead.
Lalala579121 28
Then OP realizes it's time for a new best friend. It's a win-win.
doge_ram 16
I feel like you're better off without her
oreoeater 21
I'm sorry, your profile picture needs to be addressed
gamermonster 34
And why #18? It looks amazing ?
doge_ram 16
I love you too
AlyKinks35 21
.....
oreoeater 21
#31 exactly! When did i say it was bad?
Enslaved 38
Doomed! Just wait until she reads this post!
unanimousangel 9
Welp I see who didn't do to pre k and learn numbers
TH_Insomniak 15
I didn't go to pre k and have an A in algebra
Tripartita 45
Yeah, but you still missed out on all of those not-taking-jokes-seriously classes provided in preschool.
Tripartita 45
This is too meta for me.
2C0OL4SCH0OL 17
I really hope that she sees this FML and replies back