Today, I was working my shift at the restaurant as a waiter when the girl I've been in love with for 4 years came in with her boyfriend. He asked me to hide the ring in their dessert. FML
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Dead leaves, the first cold of the season and an umbrella flipped inside out: fall, the season of grace.
Today, I proposed to the love of my life by having the waitress place the ring in her dessert. She ate the whole thing and didn't find the ring. I guess the waitress stole the ring. FML
Today, I took my girlfriend to a very nice restaurant. I thought it would be a good place to pop the question. I gave the ring to the waiter and asked him to put it on her dessert plate. When she saw it, she picked it up, put it down, and said "No". Then she started to eat her dessert. FML
Today, a waiter fucked up by bringing a dessert with engagement ring to our table. My girlfriend started crying and saying, "Yes Yes Yes!" The look on her face when she had to take the ring off and give it back to the other woman… She’s now giving me the silent treatment, even though I did nothing wrong. FML
Today, I asked the restaurant manager if he could arrange to deliver an engagement ring to me and my girlfriend with our desserts. Desserts came, no ring. That guy wasn’t the manager, just a guy in a suit who legged it with my ring. FML
Today, I ran into my serious boyfriend of two years at a restaurant. He was sitting with another girl. I went over and asked him who she was. He replied, "Who are you?" Apparently I was the secret girlfriend. FML
Today, my boyfriend brought me to a restaurant on a surprise date. I guess he didn't know that my ex-boyfriend now works there, and that he would be our waiter for the evening. FML
Today, my boyfriend was seated in my section at work. As he sees me his face drops... he's on a date. He had forgotten I work there. I had to serve him and his date, and they didn't leave a tip. FML
Today, the guy I've been dating for 3 years got engaged to a woman I can't stand. I work as a waiter at a catering company, they hired the company and requested me as a server for their engagement party. FML
Today, I went to a jeweler's to buy a ring to propose to my girlfriend. When I was at the restaurant, in mid-proposal, with people watching, I realized I had left the ring in the store. FML
Today, I took my girlfriend out to eat at a diner where my friend works. My friend was our waiter but too busy to talk much. He texted me after we'd left to tell me that my girlfriend had slipped him her number. FML
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Top comments
Mirorbo 27
If you were just in love with her and never stepped up to ask her out or anything, you have no one to really blame but yourself.
perdix 31
Which one, the Sahara, the Kalahari or the Mohave? No wonder she chose him, you're a poor waiter and he's so rich, he owns a ******* desert! (The after-meal treat is a dessert.)
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Comments (144)
SereniLove 0
take it and do it before him :)
Lostime 0
Ouch!!
stevenmx86 8
You can't be in love with someone who doesn't love you as well these fmls really are fmls because those who write fmls like this truly are pathetic...
Lsfml 0
Awww that's just sad! 4years is a long time,tell her how you feel Or just move on with your life
opinion_rouge 0
Oops. Too late now, eh? Don't worry, man. I'm sure you can get over her.
JustHereBecause 0
this sounds like some cheesy romance movie...
Legend31337 0
Lust and Love, the world needs to know the difference. lmao lololololololol
hupla123 0
it took 4 years and you didn't make your move?
Rawr_18 2
Awww just take the ring and while he is in the bathroom propose! but first food poison the guy
awgeezitsanne 0
lol they dont own a dessert.. he (the waiter) was just asked by the boyfriend to put the ring in the dessert they ordetrd- poor guy