Today, I was working my shift at the restaurant as a waiter when the girl I've been in love with for 4 years came in with her boyfriend. He asked me to hide the ring in their dessert. FML
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Halloween
A failed costume, stolen candy and a very real scare: Halloween, the one night when fear is allowed.
Today, I proposed to the love of my life by having the waitress place the ring in her dessert. She ate the whole thing and didn't find the ring. I guess the waitress stole the ring. FML
Today, I took my girlfriend to a very nice restaurant. I thought it would be a good place to pop the question. I gave the ring to the waiter and asked him to put it on her dessert plate. When she saw it, she picked it up, put it down, and said "No". Then she started to eat her dessert. FML
Today, a waiter fucked up by bringing a dessert with engagement ring to our table. My girlfriend started crying and saying, "Yes Yes Yes!" The look on her face when she had to take the ring off and give it back to the other woman… She’s now giving me the silent treatment, even though I did nothing wrong. FML
Today, I asked the restaurant manager if he could arrange to deliver an engagement ring to me and my girlfriend with our desserts. Desserts came, no ring. That guy wasn’t the manager, just a guy in a suit who legged it with my ring. FML
Today, I ran into my serious boyfriend of two years at a restaurant. He was sitting with another girl. I went over and asked him who she was. He replied, "Who are you?" Apparently I was the secret girlfriend. FML
Today, my boyfriend brought me to a restaurant on a surprise date. I guess he didn't know that my ex-boyfriend now works there, and that he would be our waiter for the evening. FML
Today, my boyfriend was seated in my section at work. As he sees me his face drops... he's on a date. He had forgotten I work there. I had to serve him and his date, and they didn't leave a tip. FML
Today, the guy I've been dating for 3 years got engaged to a woman I can't stand. I work as a waiter at a catering company, they hired the company and requested me as a server for their engagement party. FML
Today, I went to a jeweler's to buy a ring to propose to my girlfriend. When I was at the restaurant, in mid-proposal, with people watching, I realized I had left the ring in the store. FML
Today, I took my girlfriend out to eat at a diner where my friend works. My friend was our waiter but too busy to talk much. He texted me after we'd left to tell me that my girlfriend had slipped him her number. FML
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Top comments
Mirorbo 27
If you were just in love with her and never stepped up to ask her out or anything, you have no one to really blame but yourself.
perdix 31
Which one, the Sahara, the Kalahari or the Mohave? No wonder she chose him, you're a poor waiter and he's so rich, he owns a ******* desert! (The after-meal treat is a dessert.)
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Comments (144)
stillxsearching 3
what is with all these dudes on this site claiming they are "in love with" some chick they aren't even dating? it's absolutely pathetic. you clearly have NO idea what real love is.
Spleenfull1334 0
You don't have to be 'dating' someone to be in love with them.. There are many situations out there where people do love each other, yet they're not in any sort of relationship just yet. The only people who know what love is, is those who have experienced it. In my opinion anyway.
nikkired 0
You're in love with her for four years if you haven't asked her out YDI Are you one of those creepers that stalk girls thinking you're in love ?
vinylcat 0
I bet you hid it real good so she swallows it
BroSkitLove 0
ii agree with the choking
theflyingtaco 3
Just because she chose someone else doesn't mean OP should be an ass to him. he has no right.
Charles666 0
that's what you get for waiting.
ht54039 0
bro, ik how you feel! but there's plenty of beautiful women out there who you will love and visa versa. please don't sulk or become depressed about it. I did that and it did nothing for me.
flowseidon 0
bs this is from an episode of greys anatomy
deltako_isgee 0
Awww That's Depressing v_v Sucks For You!... You Kinda Deserved It For Not Having The Balls To Tell Her That You Loved Her.. Come On Now.. 4 Years!? You Had The Chanceee!
SoldieroftheLORD 0
with number 1