Today, the guy I've been dating for 3 years got engaged to a woman I can't stand. I work as a waiter at a catering company, they hired the company and requested me as a server for their engagement party. FML
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Dead leaves, the first cold of the season and an umbrella flipped inside out: fall, the season of grace.
Today, I found out the guy I've been dating for 5 months is engaged to his girlfriend of 3 years. I found out as we were talking, waiting for him to come outside after work. FML
Today, I was invited to a party to celebrate my ex-fiancée's recent engagement. The party is at work, because my ex is also my boss. Her new fiancée is some guy she met while on a "business trip" that happened while we were still engaged. FML
Today, I found out that my ex-girlfriend got engaged to a coworker. I got her the job. FML
Today, I was invited to an engagement. My crush is getting engaged next month to a man she told me she hated. FML
Today, I was working my shift at the restaurant as a waiter when the girl I've been in love with for 4 years came in with her boyfriend. He asked me to hide the ring in their dessert. FML
Today, an ex-boyfriend of mine came to the jewelry store I work at to pick out an engagement ring for his girlfriend. The same guy who just a few months earlier ended our 8-year relationship because I wanted marriage and he didn't. FML
Today, I got engaged to my boyfriend of three years. I made the announcement on my status on facebook so people would congratulate me. The only response I got about my engagement was from a girl I knew saying; "Umm, he didn't tell you he was cheating on you for three years with me?" FML
Today, my fiancé — a top chef — called me at work to make sure I would be home on time for the extra special dinner he'd prepared for me. The occasion, as I later discovered, was the end of our engagement. FML
Today, it was my engagement party. All was going fabulously, until my fiancé's dad decided to give us a toast, and completely forgot my name in front of all my family and friends. I've been with his son for 7 years. FML
Today, I called off my engagement, after finding out my fiancé is cheating on me. I recently started a new job, and in anticipation of getting married, I asked that my username include his surname. They can't be changed, so now I get to log in every day under that sorry bastard's surname. FML
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tokyohenjin 5
You sure you were dating him?
fodyshark 0
why would u be dumb enough to date a guy dating someone else. pretty stupid smh.
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yagurlteeteexoxo 0
wow sucks to b u op
marinus_fml 20
pretty sure he hired your company on purpose. what an ass. goodluck with it OP
Danny0522 8
ha
bonicr 0
Let's hope it's not the same for the wedding...
ImsoMikhail 0
hahaha poison the food.
CrazyCatCookin 0
The way this is worded it sounds like you're still (or were still) seeing him and you don't seem to be surprised that he's with her so it sounds like you are a potential homowrecker.
ajscw 0
wow tht really sucks
pajamurao 0
hahaha spit in the food
Astroman129 7
What #23 said. Or you can always "accidentally" drop a cake on his head... =O
xxgallardolp560 5
exactly what I was thinking @5 she might have proposed and he might have not known how to say no. he requested ur service so that you can hi jack the wedding or something.
mattchap 0
wouldn't you be a waitress?
ForeverRealTx 0
make them a cake with a creamy shit filling ha
JMWHS 0
I agree with 24 I think OP is either delusional about them dating or she's just a homewrecker
foshizzle33 0
spit in the food
wishalf 0
#29 good thought, OP should figure it out by yourself. anyway my first reaction id "**** them to hell"
imway2sexy4u 0
u got pwned
Bastet1981 3
just what I thought 32#, is this a guy or a girl?
Thawn 0
put laxatives in the food and lock the toilet doors :)
HazelBunny 0
agree with 5 xP he must hate you like call in sick on that day and try make like half the company not go =D if u have to go… it's not gonna cost ur job to spill something on the bride…
Itzy02 0
yeah i agree, it makes it seem like they are still dating. also when he said waiter, I thought maybe that they are gay? idk though.,.
cookiemobzta 0
well sit down
ashylarry 0
looks like you weren't dating him but you were in his friend zone
missmurderx 8
can't you just reject their offer? or come in sick that day? ugh, I am soo sorry, op. he's a total ass. I'm sure you deserved better anyways, so just look on the brightside.. you have plenty of chances to sabotage now. C:
VeraUltimo 0
Dangerous to gay men? But that was what I was thinking, there's got to be at least one asshole in this situation.
EllyH 0
just explain it to your boss, I'm sure he/she will agree that it's best to keep you out of it :) OR, just take a fue days off :) get sick, etc etc
cheergirly789 4
ydi for dating someone now engaged
skittle68 0
Home wrecker? Really? Like if he was seeing someone on the side it wouldn't be his fault? I wouldn't date a jerk like that, but if I did I wouldn't feel responsible for what happened in his other relationship. Pick better men op
StopTheFuckinCar_fml 0
what a gentleman. he wanted to give your company his business as a token of his appreciation for you.
Ouroboros_fml 0
Dear OP, Simple, call in sick that day, or simply explain the situation to your boss.
ERICA833 0
crazycat: that's what I thought!
Baker_FoCo 0
Nice one, Perdix.
cmac86 24
I agree with 24. op, you are a homewrecker!
xxxbooxxx 16
I don't get this fml..
daniel10309 0
yeah it's confusing. it sound as if there still together and they just engaged and op is mad
arhanes 0
maybe you shouldn't be dating a guy that already has a girlfriend.
RachelTheLoser 0
woowww, that's sad /:
MrAnti1337 0
what an asshole.
foseberry3 0
r u gay or r u a waitress?
Sazzers 0
OP is a guy
glee5 0
I thought that too
thatonek1d 0
you've been dating and he got engadged to someone else. he cheated on you. serve him at his wedding and tell his wife he is a cheating bastard.
5t3ff1k4h 47
@5, Thanks, captain obvious!
nvrfllnluv 0
maybe she was the first one you never know
bc82 0
it sounds that way to me too...
jaywisker 0
wow that sucks op
khadijah32594 3
it really sucks to be u plus i wpuld mess up that whole engagememt party when i'd get there
partygirl14 0
yah
maskedbunny 0
What a jerk! It has to be intentional, since he asked fo the OP. If he gets food poisoning, he deserves it. Then, when he posts that FML here, we can all laugh.
tokyohenjin 5
You sure you were dating him?
Football_5tar_JR 0
yeah agree with 2, nobody goes 3 years dating someone without knowing about another person. but if that did happen, I'm sorry OP, tell the other girl about how you guys dated while they dated XD I'm sure it would result in a fight between them
letmeinplease 0
Sounds like OP knew the girl and knew he was with her too. Unless it's some kind of weird arranged marriage. So YDI. If you don't want this to happen to you, don't sell yourself short next time.
crazy_bananas 31
Are we sure that he knew he was dating her?
qqkkyyll 0
I feel so sorry for you ...
afatmonkey 0
If I was you I would spike her food. Then drop her off at the worst location possible. Won't she be suprised when she wakes up at a Justin Beiber concert! If she lucky someone will kill her quiclky.
calamito 0
So? Spit in their food. Just theirs.
DarkHelmet 10
I agree with 4 but that situation does blow
onyx735 0
three words.....make her trip...
imway2sexy4u 0
haha u got pwned !! its gunna b so akward there!!! =)
fodyshark 0
why would u be dumb enough to date a guy dating someone else. pretty stupid smh.
brichewyy 0
wow what a douche !! I would do it but call him out in front of everyone . sorry op fyl :((
moodybaby 0
Thats so shxt. You should poison their food;)
MarkeiMark 0
OP, you mean 'waitress', right? o _ O
cmatthewf 0
lol I think they're gay... well one is bi apparently.
TheDrifter 24
agreed 107. op referred to himself as a waiter, and he is French after all, shouldn't really be surprising to anyone.
ShannonBonnanen 15
Maybe OP does me waiter and it's a guy... that would explain dating him for 3 years and then all of a sudden marrying a girl they hate...
ArtIsResistance7 1
Spit on her hors d'oeuvres, taint the wine with your urine, and jump in the cake.
philopastry 0
Or jump out of the cake ;)
Igniculus 0
"Today, at my engagement party, a girl I used to see on the side jumped out of the cake. My fiancee dumped me and went off with her. FML"